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ARMADILLOS. how do you git rid of 'em???

 
 
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 14 Jun, 2009 05:38 pm
A cat carrier would have been my second choice.
Rockhead
 
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Reply Sun 14 Jun, 2009 08:21 pm
@edgarblythe,
i own one of those, cuz, well long story short, Stinky hadda go away to stay once (only once) and i dint wanna buy overalls and stick HIM down my pants...

so, I will try to get over and hunt him down tomorrow night. I think they are more active at dusk, no?
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 14 Jun, 2009 08:22 pm
Most active at dusk or thereabouts, though I have come across them in broad daylight.
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dadpad
 
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Reply Mon 15 Jun, 2009 02:06 am
Quote:
I 'pologize for the bad jokes, and the appearance of the kangaroo dude.


what did I do?

Muuuuuuuuum I never touched "im
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margo
 
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Reply Tue 16 Jun, 2009 01:53 am
Take photos!

Dillo? DDillo??
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Sglass
 
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Reply Tue 16 Jun, 2009 06:05 am
I suggest we have an armadillo cookout. I have a wonderful arecipie for a barbque sauce from the 4-Sixes Ranch in Texas which has a coffee base. There's an armadillo stew with pork and jalapenas with okra, navy beans with sweet Texas onions.

Oh, and then there is armadillo pate, armadillo liver is exquisite. Then medallions of armadillo served over rice.l

Then the ladies can make handbags and baskets from the armadillo and sell them to pay for the Lone Star beer.

That is how we will get rid of the armadillos.;
dyslexia
 
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Reply Tue 16 Jun, 2009 06:24 am
@Sglass,
or we could just do some "long pig"
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George
 
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Reply Tue 16 Jun, 2009 08:58 am
Problem solved --

The Rodenator!
Rockhead
 
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Reply Tue 16 Jun, 2009 10:58 am
@George,
having visions of bill murray assisting in the operation... Mr. Green

(not the for dillo, rather my fricken moles)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krVXRCcr2M4



Dad, you are a kangaroo swilling a beer, what's not to apologize for?
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Tue 16 Jun, 2009 03:37 pm
@Rockhead,
so, why exactly do you want him to live at your house?

wouldn't a bbq be a better option, all round?
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BillW
 
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Reply Tue 16 Jun, 2009 04:27 pm
ARMADILLOS. how do you git rid of 'em???

Build a highway next to them......you can still have the bbq!
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Thu 18 Jun, 2009 07:21 pm
Import some of these. They will get rid of it.

http://www.truthorfiction.com/images/rattler.jpg
DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 18 Jun, 2009 07:24 pm
@edgarblythe,
Please tell me that guy's 4' 11".
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Thu 18 Jun, 2009 07:29 pm
@DrewDad,
Some people claim that rattler is 9' long and weighs 97 lbs.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 19 Jun, 2009 07:05 am
Actually, bigger snakes are less dangerous. The poison isn't as concentrated.
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Joeblow
 
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Reply Fri 19 Jun, 2009 07:08 am
@Rockhead,
How did it go Rockhead?
Rockhead
 
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Reply Fri 19 Jun, 2009 12:30 pm
@Joeblow,
at this point, sisters being universally kinda that way and all...

now she thinks mebbe she should name it and let it hang out as a conversation starter around HER patio.

I told her I made fun of her internationally and that he was not a threat, and she is gonna let me know if she wants it gone or not, this could go on indefinitely, btw.
Joeblow
 
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Reply Sat 20 Jun, 2009 05:24 am
@Rockhead,
OK Rocky -- I'll watch this space.

(grumbles...I'm a sister, what's he talking about?)
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Sat 20 Jun, 2009 06:12 am
@Rockhead,
so the bbq's on hold?

cuz the car's loaded and ready to head out on a road trip ... and if there was dillo bbq happening, we'd just slide on over that border and head errrr south x southwest
Sglass
 
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Reply Fri 26 Jun, 2009 02:54 pm
@ehBeth,
Gee, and i ordered 10 box car loads of armadillas for the cookout. Guess they better rerouted to Rockypoo's place to be fattened up.
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