@Linkat,
I understand the distinctions and I took your story, Linkat, for what it was, a cheery memory that was related to the topic. I tell mostly-interesting-only-to me stories about my time in Italy, and figure/know that any italians reading my comments would be eye rolling at my lambent stupidity. Yet I persist, it's really fun, a measure of pleasure.
Apparently though, it is Fie on You Forevermore for the dastardly derring do of error.
No, no, don't make me look up the derivation of 'Fie'.
