@DarkNight111,
I've seen others for one but not both.
e.g.
Yes
"Are you asleep?"
"Are you dead?"
"What is the opposite of 'no'?"
No
"Are you awake?"
"Are you alive?"
"What is the opposite of 'yes'?"
Those may help you figure it out as long as it's not just something stupid like "What question will I ask you?" or some such.