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Wed 18 Feb, 2009 06:50 am
About a week ago, a family of slobs moved into the building next door. Their wall is less than five feet from my window. Having no view from that vantage point, I undertook the drilling of a nice hole, right through the clapboard siding and the insulation and sheetrock. Finally, a scenic panorama was opened to my scenery-starved eyeballs. I could watch the family cavorting, watching TV - whatever. But then the bastards began taking their clothes off. Their bodies were disgusting to look at. I am more than a little miffed. Why they couldn't live within a titanium structure to defy my hole cutting skills is an afront to my sensibilities. Damn, I wish they would move out and a pretty girl would take their place. Then, it would all seem worthwhile. Your friend, edgarblythe
sure does ruin the entire ambiance of that solitary, bitter, unsatisfying masturbation doesn't it? I feel for ya bud. You know who you ought to talk to about this? Kicky. He'll have empathy.
@edgarblythe,
I shudder at the view they have when they use the same hole.
@edgarblythe,
edgar, arent you aware they make steel stronger than titanium?
=P
@edgarblythe,
That's a lovely dress you're wearing, Mrs. Bates.
By the way, how is Norman?
You're a bad girl, Boom . . . hehehehehehehehehehehehehe . . .
@OGIONIK,
Actually, I don't know doo doo about titanium.
@boomerang,
Y'all leave my Norman alone.
@Intrepid,
Let 'em drill their own hole.
@Bi-Polar Bear,
I bet Kicky is wise and understanding. Thanks bear. Thanks for the advice.
I guess this effort at humor was taken as a criticism of Kicky. Not so. Just my warped little mind and its meandering on a quiet day.
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