Would you like a nine-day date with a pheasant?
Do you think Eva will tell us where she had her glamour shot done?
Do you have any idea how thrilled I'd be to have a 9 day date with either a pheasant or a peasant? Should I be more fussy? I sure would love to know where Eva had her glamour shot done, wouldn't you?
Did I have that one taken at the mall, or was that one shot by my friend, the photographer? I wonder...will I ever remember?
Speaking of photos, has ehBeth screamed at Timber yet for posting that tired-looking photo of her gorgeous self?
Isn't that photo just unbelievable?
Did you know I thought timber was my friend?
Can you hear me sighing?
I think it's amazing, don't you? Doesn't she look so young and beautiful? Can you imagine how jealous I am?
Don't you know how beautiful you are Beth?
Don't you know I only look like that with full make-up on good days? Do you know how long it took me to find a photographer who could make double chins disappear with the right pose?
Don't you know you'll always 'be' that photo to me, Eva?
Do you expect us to believe that Eva?
Does anyone else love montana's sig line as much as I do?
Doesn't it make you nervous?
Do you not believe me about the double chin, Montana? Must I post an unflattering photo as well? Would you really make me do that?
Did I know you were a kind soul, ehBeth? Is there any doubt in my mind now? (smooch)
Littlek, do you really like it that much?
Beth, how nervous does it make you?
Eva, now, do you think I'd make you do that? I'm not mean, am I?
Montana, will i be in trouble if i tell you?
Is anyone else double-dawg tired right now?
Did I ever think Montana was mean? How could I, really? Is she not one of the nicest people ever on A2K? Who else would be kind to Gus?!
And...have I not laughed repeatedly at that signature line?
Shall I fall asleep at my computer, or shall I go to bed now?
Has my son finished brushing his teeth? Did he wash his face? Clean his fingernails? Is he ready for his bedtime story now? Is there anything sweeter than a child asking you to stay with them until they fall asleep? Will I fall asleep before him? Again?
Beth, can you believe that I'm tired too and am almost ready for bed?
Eva, could you be any sweeter than you are? Do you know that you guys are the greatest?
Aren't our children so special?
