CAN WE TALK?

Is there ever a time when I'm not horny?

If a customer requested a gallon of scented oil, but apres le salade and dessert, would I then not be intrigued?

Cav, would you laugh out loud?

Shall I leave you with my last post?

Yes, but would you comply?

Did I not say only that I'd simply be intrigued? Isn't the mystery the exciting part?

What am I complying with? Are not the posts coming in a bit erratically?

Should this be a concern?

Shouldn't it be a concern when I don't know the meaning of comply? Do I not generally just mosey down the road and...take charge? Shouldn't it also be a concern that Montana's posts might be coming in erratically as well?

did i think Montana's posts always come in erotically?

Should I get my act together? Do I appear to be off the walls?

So, what else is new?

Montana, surprisingly, asked this question....




Have you forgotten, Montana? Remember November 10, 1999? Don't you recall the line of Mounties waiting outside your door? Don't you remember wave after wave of Mounties entering your abode? Do you not recall tossing them aside after you were finished and yelling "Next!"? Remember, after 635 Mounties had taken their turns, you finally yelled, "Stop, I am sated! I am no longer horny!"? Do you recall the rejected looking group of Mounties who stood in line, only to be denied? Do you recall the crushed looks on their faces? Do you remember the photo you took as you laughed at them?




At the end of the day... was that the only time you weren't horny?

Can you believe I forgot about that day? How could I have forgoten? Should I call them back? Do you think they'd come back?

Should you call them back? How can you ask that question? Did you look at that poor fellow, fourth from the left? Did you see the look of angst in his eye as he studied your body as you stood on the porch and dismissed them? Can you believe the pain in that man's eye? Shouldn't you take care of at least that poor bastard? Hasn't he suffered enough?

Should I stop laughing now? Should I be ashamed of what I've done? Do you think I should get a whole new batch of rookies to come over? What on earth should I do?

How big is your stable, Montana?

I never even thought of that, so do you think I should build one? Do you think the mounties will build it for me?

Don't you know they would probably do anything for you if there was promise of some reward?

Why didn't I think of that? Can you believe I've been up since 5am and I am going to bed already?