Am I suppose to know if you've ever seen a beaver? What's an IMAX movie?
Do you have proof that you've seen a bigfoot?
Why does everyone think we live in igloo's up here? Are those snow shoe and humvee cracks suppose to be funny? Eh?
Did I say I saw bigfoot?
Did I say igloo?
Did you say you didn't see bigfoot? Don't igloo's and snow shoes go together?
Why am I getting paranoid?
Why does everyone think Canajuns stuff beavers on a regular basis?
Why would you ask me that?
Is that what they say Cav?
Is it? Haven't I heard that rumour before? Can I not use a 'u' in 'rumour', 'humour', lemour'? Americans, what say youse?
And why do Canadians think they have a monopoly on the word, EH? Don't you know we Paisans said it first?
Or should I say, AY?
You think that's even close, Cav?
Who told you that? Don't you think it's only right that we have the EH if you have the AY?
AYYYY, waddaya tryin' to tell me?
This thing is still going? Why, eh?
Is it? Why does it sound so hostile all the time? How could I have known? WHAT HAVE I SPAWNED???
