Would you believe that work keeps me tied down here every day but weekends, and tickets to fly out would be spaced too far apart for it? Besides that, why does Turkish Air Lines fly a very long path for something that can easily be a straight shot?
(And while I'm asking) Have you only been to anywhere else in Turkey? Did you know that there are many beautiful and historic places here?
Did you know it's Canadian Thanksgiving on Monday? Did you know it's our turkey day?
Is Turkey traditionally eaten on Canadian Thanksgiving Day?
Would Turkey, Hungary and Greece be a good culinary tour?
Don't you know it would be?
Does the idea of a greasy turkey make you hungry?
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Doesn't it make everyone? Or could I have looked past the intended pun, and to the fact that those countries have very unique and delicious food?
Do you know I'm having a turkey for Thanksgiving on Monday? Can you believe it's a butterball?
You mean you don't grow your own?
Isn't that better than a grease ball?
fealola wrote:You mean you don't grow your own?
Don't you know that if I grew my own I'd have to kill it? Haven't you heard that I can't kill animals?
But don't you know they'd kill you?
Don't you know that animals love me and it would become my friend? Have you ever heard of a killer turkey?
No, but have you heard of a suicidal turkey like I have?
Doesn't that that statement sound like Sigfried and Roy and that stupid Grizzley Bear Man? You're not stupid like that, are you?
Do you think I'd be stup enough to try to live with bears? Do you think I should get some chickens so I can atleast have eggs?
Since you hate killing things, would it make you feel awkward when you crack an egg to find a partially developed chicken?
Yes, but don't you know that this would only happen if I had a rooster?
Will chickens lay eggs without one? Have I shown my inexperience thoroughly enough yet?
You didn't know that chickens will lay eggs without a rooster? Is it safe to say that you are a city dweller? Isn't learning fun?
