Can you hear me chuckling?....laughing, Gus? Where is your corn cob pipe?
Don't you know we were never married, that we just had to pretend for the kiddies?
You know, your sig looks suspiciously like that of Willow, or am I wrong?
How many damn sighers can there be in Kansas?
Dumb question, wasn't it?
How can you be right all of the time? Don't you know that Willow and I share the same computer? Don't you know that everyone in Kansas sighs and that is why there is so much wind?
You know, I almosted posted here yesterday?
Am I to believe that there were 555554 people fighting for the friggin name Petunia?
Could that be possible?
Do you? Do you really think those Kansasans are all related or the same person even??
Don't you know Gus, that we can't all have names as original as yours?
Would you believe that I use all those fives to make me unique? Also, did you know it is easier to count to 6 fives than to only five fives? Didn't you know that petunias are one of my favorite blossoms on the planet?
Would you believe me if I told you my name wasn't really Gustav Ratzenhofer?
Would you believe it's really Vilhelm Flugheim?
Fealola, can you hear Willow talking in the background...and that she is saying we are not the same person...that she thinks she is much prettier than me? Do you know that if younger means prettier, then I guess that is true.
Gus, would you believe me if I told you that I would believe almost anything you say? That, at least it will make me laugh...a lot?
So, then, P, are you and willow:
Roomates?
Mother and daughter?
Married?
Working together?
Jail keep and prisoner?
Or are you just a multiple personality?
What?
Do you know I think Willow and Petunia own some kind of roadside cafe?
Isn't the name of it "Willow and Petunia's Roadside Cafe'?
Do you realize I drove by there one time and saw Willow putting an apple pie on the windowsill?
And did you realize that I saw Petunia talking to the local cop in the background?
These are some down-to-earth gals, aren't they?
Wow, Fealola, do I know how to answer that question, especially with another question?
jail keep and prisoner....yes?
Is that provacative or what? That's not exactly Gus's scenario, is it?
Haven't you heard that Willow is on the Atkin's diet and refuses to eat apple pie?
Gus, when were you in our neck of the woods...or plains...and did not stop?
Do you know, I wish I had willow's will power?
Do you know I kind of like Gus' scenario?
How could you think Petunia and I are one in the same? Could you not tell she is way smarter than me?
Uh, oh, should we get the net?
What is the net for Fealola?
