Doggie-style sex make you feel good. Doggie-style sex make everything better, sailor.
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Phoenix32890
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Sun 9 Oct, 2005 03:25 pm
I'd rather be working in a bagel bakery.
If you think that the food here is fresh, I penned this immortal line in 2001.
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Acquiunk
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Sun 9 Oct, 2005 03:32 pm
Help! I'm a prisoner in a Chinese bakery
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edgarblythe
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Sun 9 Oct, 2005 03:33 pm
made in Mexico
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Amigo
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Sun 9 Oct, 2005 03:35 pm
'Eat your danm cookie a**hole'
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Sturgis
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Sun 9 Oct, 2005 03:38 pm
Good restaurant hard to find-don't give up search.
in small print on cellophane wrapper of cookie...made from recycled materials which may be toxic.
You are what you eat, now say meow.
Did that cookie taste stale? Yeah, who can tell?
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dlowan
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Sun 9 Oct, 2005 03:46 pm
Oh man, I miss Monger!!!
Gather ye Mongers while ye may.
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Foxy1983
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Sun 9 Oct, 2005 05:52 pm
"Come to the dark side, we have cookies"
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seibentage
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Sun 9 Oct, 2005 06:04 pm
"Help me. Some one is forcing me to write crappy saying on these tiny peices of paper. NEED HELP. CALL LABOR FORCE!"
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Bi-Polar Bear
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Sun 9 Oct, 2005 06:21 pm
this cookie will detonate 10 seconds after entering your colon....
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AngeliqueEast
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Mon 10 Oct, 2005 03:16 am
blueveinedthrobber wrote:
this cookie will detonate 10 seconds after entering your colon....
Hahahahahahah good one!
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jespah
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Mon 10 Oct, 2005 07:56 am
You will learn that you prefer gerbils to hamsters, in many disturbing ways.
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Lady J
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Mon 10 Oct, 2005 08:42 am
No more nookie...errr, cookie for you!
Side note: for most of my adult life, friends, family and myself have always added "in bed" to the end of any fortune cookie we got. Brings a few smiles....try it out.
