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Wed 24 Sep, 2003 08:19 am
OK..in the spirit of randomness a friend of mine decided to make a batch of weird fortune cookies to pass out to people. The coming up with ideas part is what's tricky. So far we've got:
- I can see your undies.
- You have recently been given a fortune cookie.
- Do you like scary movies?
- Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all of eternity.
- You are not being followed.
- For a good time, call...
- Your lucky numbers are: 13 and 666. You poor bastard.
- Please help me! I am trapped in a fortune cookie factory!
- You are about to choke to death on a fortune cookie.
- Killing your family will come back to haunt you.
- The paper this fortune is printed on has more nutritional value than the cookie.
- Everything written inside a fortune cookie is a lie.
Got any more to help out?
~ What do you think you just ate?
~ Why are you looking at me like that?
I see your future in a nutshell....too bad this fortune cookie.
People who take advice from cookie just plain dumb
C is for cookie, but also for cancer
Stop looking at hot Oriental waitress that way
Yes, tablecloth is plastic, deal with it
I will NOT post on this thread. So there.
Oops.
(Monger, you look EXACTLY like my brother-in-law! Like, extremely freaky. I thought you WERE him for about 30 seconds.)
Who needs astrology? The wise man gets by on fortune cookies.
One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork.
"I didn't wash my hands."
In my case, saving the world is only a hobby.
Who wrote this, bet you wonder...
Someone's crushed my exoskeleton and is reading my intestines!
Lobster sauce contains no lobster
a friend in need is a pest
dont count your bridges til you burn your chickens
Have you ever felt like a one-legged man in an arse kicking competition?
When life hands you lemons - break out the Tequila.
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