Been there, done it and have the scar to prove it.
It is a very painful experience being full of **** and having no where for it to go.
Glad you had the good sense to get yourself to the hospital, MA. Now you can look forward to all that bland and liquidy hospital food while they wait for things to get going again.
Remember, this too shall pass. By the way, here's a helpful suggestion learned from my own experience: Until you have recovered enough strength to quickly get to the bathroom, be sure you have a portable potty nearby. Those first few uncorkings are doozies.