Reply Wed 5 Nov, 2008 10:20 am
A bit of old-fashioned entertainment is in order, ladies and gents, so I'm going to do a little dance number. It's called the "**** Yes!", and it's going to sweep the nation, much in the fashion that President Elect Barack Obama did last night.

Mind you now: as I describe the dance, I am in fact performing the moves. It is important for you to visualize them so that you can properly follow.

A final caveat. This thing is political (or maybe just juvenile) in nature and will no doubt rile a few folks. GOOD. I invite you to say what you will. Because to honor this day, I will not once click on "user ignored" to read some raving, overlong post that could really be summed up in one word, that word being "poop."

Let's get to it!

Ooooooooo

**** yes **** yes **** yes **** yes **** yes **** yes **** yes

<running in place>

Everybody fu-uck yessssssssss!

<shimmy to the left; shimmy to the right; now switch your knees Charleston style>

A well-read and articulate man with a curious mind and modest upbringing is going to be the leader of the free world!

<pirouette; backflip; do the splits>

Finally, the President will have a modicum of tact and diplomatic instinct. He is no redneck douche!

<kick, kick, imaginary kick to Karl Rove's balls; jazz hands>

Every racist **** in this country, particularly those on this board--you know who you are--can suck a big fat one! And no matter what you say now, all I have to say in return is "ELECTION!" Sucks to be you.

<imaginary leg sweep to Jennifer "Backseat Handjob" Johnson, Pamela "Daddy Touched Me" Rosa, and cjhsa>

Ooooooooo

**** yes **** yes **** yes **** yes **** yes **** yes **** yes

<slide across the floor into outstretched, chin-in-hand position>

Yeah!
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kickycan
 
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Reply Wed 5 Nov, 2008 10:26 am
@Gargamel,
**** yes! I especially like the imaginary kick to Rove's balls part.
cjhsa
 
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Reply Wed 5 Nov, 2008 10:35 am
@kickycan,
You guys will never get out of the slum alive.
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Wed 5 Nov, 2008 10:37 am
We have an ignored visitor! I can't read the post, but I imagine it involves misuse of the word "socialism." Hmmmmmmmm.

<moonwalks across the floor>
cjhsa
 
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Reply Wed 5 Nov, 2008 10:45 am
@Gargamel,
See what you've done Craven?

Not only does your site suck, but so does our country.
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Wed 5 Nov, 2008 10:51 am
<six-steps, 80's breakdance style, into a backspin>
Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Wed 5 Nov, 2008 11:11 am
@Gargamel,
now dip baby dip...
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sozobe
 
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Reply Wed 5 Nov, 2008 11:16 am
@Gargamel,
Owww... the backflip didn't go so well.

Quote:
A well-read and articulate man with a curious mind and modest upbringing is going to be the leader of the free world!


Lovely, ain't it?
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boomerang
 
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Reply Wed 5 Nov, 2008 11:20 am
The dance sensation that's sweeping the nation: The **** Yes!
sublime1
 
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Reply Wed 5 Nov, 2008 11:20 am
@Gargamel,
Gargamel wrote:

<six-steps, 80's breakdance style, into a backspin>


Holy **** Garg! You can still do a backspin?
chai2
 
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Reply Wed 5 Nov, 2008 11:21 am
@boomerang,
there's 3 ladies here now, let's be the backup singers.....




and dress up like the Supremes!

That'll future piss some bigots off.
Gargamel
 
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Reply Wed 5 Nov, 2008 11:24 am
@sublime1,
There's no painkiller like adrenaline, my friend.
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Wed 5 Nov, 2008 11:24 am
@chai2,
chai2 wrote:

there's 3 ladies here now, let's be the backup singers.....




and dress up like the Supremes!

That'll future piss some bigots off.


Shoo-wop, shoo-wop. Shoo-wop, shoo-wop.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 5 Nov, 2008 03:12 pm
@Gargamel,
Gargamel wrote:

We have an ignored visitor! I can't read the post, but I imagine it involves misuse of the word "socialism." Hmmmmmmmm.

<moonwalks across the floor>


Now...you said that, so I just HAD to peek....you were wrong....the actual quote is priceless, if even odder than usual:

Ladies and Germs, I bring you:


cjhsa wrote:

See what you've done Craven?

Not only does your site suck, but so does our country.
dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 5 Nov, 2008 03:14 pm
@boomerang,
boomerang wrote:

The dance sensation that's sweeping the nation: The **** Yes!


In Oz we're calling it the "****, they did it!"
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sozobe
 
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Reply Wed 5 Nov, 2008 03:19 pm
@dlowan,
Obama's win is all due to Craven?

Who knew?

Thanks so much, Craven! Good work!
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snood
 
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Reply Wed 5 Nov, 2008 07:01 pm
Garg Laughing

That shyt was FUNNY!!

FuckyesFuckyesFuckyesFuckyes!!!!
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Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 5 Nov, 2008 07:24 pm
Callin' out, around the world.
Are you ready for a brand new beat?
November's here and the time is right
For dancin' in the streets ! ! !
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littlek
 
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Reply Wed 5 Nov, 2008 07:35 pm
@Gargamel,
<biggrin>
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JTT
 
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Reply Wed 5 Nov, 2008 07:37 pm
@Gargamel,
I know that there's a time for having fun and, **** yes, this is one major happy EVENT

But we ignore "stupidity" at our peril. Look what it has brought us.
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