Complaining that John McCain and Sarah Palin are "making it way too easy for for me to win this election," Barack Obama has decided to go negative " against himself.
"Anyone who plays sports knows it's never fun when the other team is completely inept," Obama said. "My new ads will level the playing field and give the American people the nail-biting contest they deserve."
This one covers itself a little better than the Onion. Soon well have "Not the NYT"
The smallest I have is a 100 yuan. Wink