Women spend 136 days of their lives getting ready for a night out

Reply Sat 23 Aug, 2008 01:20 pm
Spendius, I think there is a lot of wishful thinking on your part here....
Don't get too excited!
Reply Sat 23 Aug, 2008 01:36 pm
Im making up for lost years lately.

I have more makeup then I know what to do with, and I still want more.

My lipstick is RED as RED can get no matter the time of day.

My skirts are smaller then ever before and at times you can see my garter
My bras hold my honkers out so far, I can almost touch the windshield of my car when I take a breath.
My hair is wild, blonde where it wasnt before and absolutely amazing.

I dont think I have ever loved being a girl so much in my life. Smile

pass the lipstick.......
Reply Sat 23 Aug, 2008 01:39 pm
I don't know about that Cal.

Let's face it--these "incidents" that Linkat and yourself have enjoyed are a very small part of your long experience if you divide the number of minutes they lasted into the number of minutes in your adult life. Very small.

And yet they are the ones the both of you choose to mention out of all the other possibilities. So naturally, I assumed you like to talk about them otherwise there would be no point in you two picking them out so unerringly.

That being the case, I, as a gentleman, merely sought to try to continue the conversation along the lines of your initiative as a matter of proper etiquette.
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Reply Sat 23 Aug, 2008 01:43 pm
Congratulations. That's the way to think.

What have I missed?
Reply Sat 23 Aug, 2008 02:43 pm
A lot darling........

quite a lot. Smile
Reply Sat 23 Aug, 2008 03:29 pm
I'm sure that true She.

But we have our moments. Gutting the haddock on the strorm-swept deck of an Icelandic trawler for example or being able to appreciate the can-can in ways I trust you can't.
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Reply Tue 24 Aug, 2010 01:18 am
We could picnic on Pluto during my getting ready to go process.
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