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'Wombat rape turned me Aussie'

 
 
vikorr
 
Reply Thu 27 Mar, 2008 04:31 am
http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,23739,23440505-5013016,00.html

http://www.stuff.co.nz/nelsonmail/4453981a6007.html

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'Wombat rape turned me Aussie'
March 27, 2008 03:00pm

A NEW Zealander has been sentenced to community work for telling police he was raped by a wombat and the experience had made him speak "Australian".

Arthur Ross Cradock, 48, from the South Island town of Motueka, called police on February 11 and told them he was being raped at his home by the wombat and he needed help, The Nelson Mail newspaper reported.

The orchard worker later called back and said: "Apart from speaking Australian now, I'm pretty all right, you know."

Cradock pleaded guilty in the local court to using a phone for a fictitious purpose. He was sentenced to 75 hours' community work.

Police prosecutor Sergeant Chris Stringer told the court alcohol played a large role in Cradock's life.


Pesky wombats
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dadpad
 
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Reply Thu 27 Mar, 2008 04:48 am
Happens all the time. He's lucky it want an echidna.
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squinney
 
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Reply Thu 27 Mar, 2008 05:44 am
Shocked

True that, Dadpad. Especially one that leaves their socks on. I hate when guys do that.



http://fatvegan.com/wp/attachments/2006/07/cess-the-echidna.jpg
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dadpad
 
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Reply Thu 27 Mar, 2008 07:47 am
Has Gus moved to New Zealand?
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margo
 
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Reply Thu 27 Mar, 2008 08:24 pm
Gus!!! Of course - - I should have known!

Well - we won't see him for a while!

From today's Sydney Morning Herald:
Man who claimed wombat raped him is sentenced!
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Thu 27 Mar, 2008 08:43 pm
Doing my research, I will post soon...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20Kx9CyYPAQ

RH
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Thu 27 Mar, 2008 09:00 pm
...... pesky alcohol!!!
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squinney
 
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Reply Fri 28 Mar, 2008 03:58 pm
Dadgummit! I really need sound on this old computer of mine!!!
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