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Health warning against crucifixion

 
 
Reply Fri 21 Mar, 2008 12:59 pm
Ananova:
Health warning against crucifixion
3/21/08

The Philippines government has issued an Easter public heath warning - on the dangers of crucifixion.

Thousands of worshippers in the Philippines will this week practice crucifixion and self flagellation to show their faith.

The government is encouraging them to get a tetanus shot first and be sure to use a clean whip or nails, reports the Daily Telegraph.

"We are not trying to go against the Lenten tradition here because whipping has somewhat already become some form of atonement for sins for some of us," Health Secretary Francisco Duque the 3rd said.

"Getting deep cut wounds during whippings or lashings is inevitable and being so exposed during the course of the penitence, with all the heat and dust blowing in the wind, welcomes all sorts of infections and bacteria like tetanus."

In San Fernando City 23 people, including two women, have signed up to re-enact the crucifixion at three improvised Golgothas. Four of them will use real nails.

The festival is sponsored by Coca-cola and a company called Smart Telecommunications.

Penitents are encouraged to "bring enough drinking water for the whole course of the pilgrimage to avoid dehydration, rather than buy bottled drinking water from unfamiliar sources."

And tourists and spectators are warned: "It is also better to bring self-prepared foods such as sandwiches, not only to save money, but also to avoid getting diseases such as diarrhoea, hepatitis A, and typhoid after eating food bought from street vendors."
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Noddy24
 
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Reply Fri 21 Mar, 2008 01:10 pm
Two thousand years ago festival diseases were part of the fun.
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TheCorrectResponse
 
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Reply Fri 21 Mar, 2008 02:41 pm
Wow! Crucifixion CAUSING health issuesÂ…gotta admit I didn't see this one coming at all!

Please lets no one tell the ancient Romans, they will be sooooo embarrassed. Embarrassed I'm sure it never crossed their minds either.

Love your posts BBB!
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roger
 
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Reply Fri 21 Mar, 2008 02:55 pm
A health warning. I like the attitude. No rules or regulation. Just a warning.
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TheCorrectResponse
 
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Reply Fri 21 Mar, 2008 02:59 pm
What about the problems of second-hand crucifixion. Do you think its 20 times deadlier that just crucifixion?
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curtis73
 
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Reply Fri 21 Mar, 2008 06:42 pm
There it is... proof that religion is bad for your health. Smile
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squinney
 
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Reply Fri 21 Mar, 2008 07:00 pm
Seeing who is sponsoring the event almost makes one think we are in the 21st century, and yet....
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rosborne979
 
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Reply Fri 21 Mar, 2008 08:06 pm
Re: Health warning against crucifixion
BumbleBeeBoogie wrote:
Ananova:
Health warning against crucifixion
3/21/08

Thousands of worshippers in the Philippines will this week practice crucifixion and self flagellation to show their faith.

I'm sorry, but if they won't throw themselves off a cliff and die on the jagged rocks below, then I just buy this 'faith' thing.
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Sat 22 Mar, 2008 08:43 am
BBB
All cults, religious and secular, eventually drink the Coolaid.

BBB
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rosborne979
 
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Reply Sat 22 Mar, 2008 01:11 pm
Re: BBB
BumbleBeeBoogie wrote:
All cults, religious and secular, eventually drink the Coolaid.

BBB

Secular cults? Like what?
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Sun 23 Mar, 2008 09:48 am
Re: BBB
rosborne979 wrote:
BumbleBeeBoogie wrote:
All cults, religious and secular, eventually drink the Coolaid.

BBB

Secular cults? Like what?


A few come to mind: Elvis? George Hoover Bush?

BBB
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