Sat 8 Mar, 2008 08:47 pm
Cemetery full, mayor tells locals not to die
BORDEAUX, France (Reuters) - The mayor of a village in southwest France has threatened residents with severe punishment if they die, because there is no room left in the overcrowded cemetery to bury them.
In an ordinance posted in the council offices, Mayor Gerard Lalanne told the 260 residents of the village of Sarpourenx that "all persons not having a plot in the cemetery and wishing to be buried in Sarpourenx are forbidden from dying in the parish."
It added: "Offenders will be severely punished."
The mayor said he was forced to take drastic action after an administrative court in the nearby town of Pau ruled in January that the acquisition of adjoining private land to extend the cemetery would not be justified.
Lalanne, who celebrated his 70th birthday on Wednesday and is standing for election to a seventh term in this month's local elections, said he was sorry that there had not been a positive outcome to the dilemma.
"It may be a laughing matter for some, but not for me," he said.
On a sidenote - this story concluded with the note:
(Reporting by Claude Canellas, Writing by Andrew Dobbie; editing by Sami Aboudi)
For a 170-word story?
That's hilarious!! Love it, thank you.
What's a more severe punishment than death?
Having to live with certain posters?
I wonder what the punishment is for repeat offenders?
None farmerman! They have enough Karma then to fend off any evil.
Mame, isn't that the truth!
This has to do with the French administration law, the "Code Général des Collectivités Territoriales ["chaque commune consacre à l'inhumation des morts un ou plusieurs terrains spécialement aménagés à cet effet"] and the opposition of some maires against both.
The very same happended last year in an other village (Cugnaux, dep. Haute-Garonne).
There wasn't a funeral in the last two years in Sarpourenx, btw.
The present cemetery has 400m², they want the new one with 5,000 m².