Granted but your hubby will never believe that.
I wish I would never grow old.
granted, you keep growing younger instead until you hit infancy.
I wish I could get tickets to see the Red Sox this year.
Granted but Fenway Park will be your home forever.
I wish I was living on a tropical island.
Granted but you are all alone and have nothing but coconuts to eat.
I wish the sun would come out today and it would warm up.
Granted but you will feel sweaty 24 hours a day and unable to shower.
I wish I lived closer to my son and family.
Granted but you would miss your old home terribly.
I wish it was summer vacation already.
Granted but you will have no money to spend.
I wish I could meet up with a teacher from NH.
Granted, but it's not the one you wanted to meet.
I wish I could travel the world.
Granted, but you won't have a home to return to.
I wish I was as clever as Bill Gates.
Granted but you don't get his money.
I wish someone would mix me up a batch of strawberry margaritas.
Granted but you'll never be sober again.
I wish someone would give me a good massage.
Granted but it's a big ugly hairy man that gives it to you and you can't stand his touch.
I wish this splinter would come out of my big toe.
Granted but you won't be able to tickle your hubby with it anymore.
I wish I could stop my hair from turning grey.
Granted but your hair turns bright pink instead.
I wish I had another cup of coffee right now.
granted but it gives you the bloody shits....
I wish I could be 25 again...
Granted but you re-live all the worst moments of being 25.
I wish this week was over.
Granted but only for you.... you've been hit by a bus.....
I wish the sun would come out
Granted but you stay out in it too long and get skin cancer.
I wish gas prices would go down.
Granted but you will be riding a bike as you can't afford a car.
I wish may vegetables turn out well this year.
Granted, but they turn out so well that they over take the rest of your yard.
I wish I had more than just cold cereal for lunch today.
