Eleanor, on the way to the kitchens, in the corridor and said, 'well, don't let me keep you from one of your binges'...
Elle had worked her way up to Catering Manager at Kismet. And business was always brusque at the all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet on pension day.
Chu's Pu Fu Gallarrhoea doors never closed.
Except when Police burst in and seized over £1.5m worth of the fake caviar when they swooped on the gang. The caviar was imported using business courier services and
her ring cracked, Chu expected a hard row to hoe.
It was fully five minutes until casino management appointed the aboyeur to chef de cuisine and it was business unusual.
Next on the menu was No.114 - sweet and sour pork balls - a few ribs and....
a huge cake. Six feet around at the base, four layers, five feet tall. With casters. Weighs about 125 pounds. In one blinding instant wearing a chicken suit, with a sequined bra and panties, she jumping out of the cake with a telephone under her wing. Memorable, and not easily forgotten, true
to form, she passed the phone to the lucky recipient of the special Birthday Cake in Chu's Pu Fu Gallarrhoea and sang...... "It's for you....
to the tune of "Only You" in mellifluous tones as she passed the platters vertically having caught her craw upon disembarkment of the cake hole: plummetting headlong into the yawning maw before her. It was quite abyssal really except for the screams.
Elle ran to her fallen sister's side. Moksha, Moksha wake up. But Moksha was unenlightened.
Because at the end of last season she had incredibly tight hip flexors and a strained lower back. Her sister introduced her to yoga and she immediately found the benefits of the hot room enhanced her ability to loosen up. She was able to feel the heat facilitate a deeper stretch than she was used to and helped to release a great deal of muscular tension that she was holding in several areas of her body.
In addition, the emphasis on alignment has had a surprising impact on her posture and spinal curve. Prior to attending her first Moksha class she respected the benefits of yoga but was never interested in the chanting and spiritual aspects that she assumed were present in
...the more pretentious forms of this discipline. After all, she only wanted to relieve her stress and keep her body limber for...
Root canal treatment or endodontics, in order to save the tooth when the dental pulp (blood vessels and nerve in the centre of the tooth) dies and the tooth became infected.
The cause of infection is usually decay in the tooth, under a filling or in the fracture of a tooth. Without treatment, this can cause a dental abscess resulting in pain. So she packed a small overnight bag and headed for her National Centre for Aesthetic Facial and Oral Surgery, where she met
Broderick Maxillofax. This surgeon was the best that money could buy. He welcomed her and immediately asked, "Can we amalgamate...
...your dental surgery with a breast augmentation procedure?" She immediately responded by...
smiling through her gritted bad teeth after noticing where Broderick's eyes were looking! She chose her next words very carefully, "...
"When can I resume my normal activities after my breast augmentation?" She whispered; adding
my dental implants must be fitted in-house by your best Implantologist. Who do you suggest can do the Breast Augmentation to ensure my normal activities can continue at the earliest convenience Mr. Maxillofax?...
According to surveyed women that had undergone a breast enhancement procedure, 94% of them said they would recommend the surgery to others. This was an overwhelming response that shows how much breast augmentation procedures have evolved. However, in this case
breast reduction was the requirement and tho Elle, who had always been very proud of her 42FF breasts, she had noticed that more often than not that 94% of men looked at them, before her smile.
Therefore, it was imperative that all implantation and augmentation took place so that....
...everyone would be happy.
A very embarrassed Maxillofax added, "Did I say 'augmentation'? I meant 'reduction' of course!"
Then Elle realised that Maxillofax was one of the 6% who looked at her legs first. Coyly she asked, "Do you think you could...
