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Four religious truths

 
 
Reply Thu 31 Jan, 2008 07:08 am
During these serious times, people of all faiths should remember these four religious truths:

1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people.

2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.

3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the
Christian world.

4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters.


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Miller
 
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Reply Thu 31 Jan, 2008 02:56 pm
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Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters


I didn't know that Baptists wore veils...
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neologist
 
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Reply Thu 31 Jan, 2008 09:16 pm
Re: Four religious truths
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:

4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters.


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Pepito
 
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Reply Sun 17 Feb, 2008 10:16 pm
We should recognize reality, and reality shall infuriate us.
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curtis73
 
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Reply Mon 18 Feb, 2008 05:37 am
Oh boy, that's funny.

I lived in Slidell, LA for a while. I worked for a bus company in Mississippi, but I partied in NewO. That means I spent all day carting Baptists around the country, then partying with Catholics on Bourbon St. All I can say is, how on earth did those two groups coexist in the south without a heaping dose of obliviousness?
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Pepito
 
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Reply Thu 21 Feb, 2008 09:57 am
Baptist at Hooters
I suppose that somebody recognized this particular Baptist at Hooters.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/02/21/MND9V5PR8.DTL
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Thu 21 Feb, 2008 10:03 am
BBB
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://bp3.blogger.com/_WZkdxjePhiI/RjiLvnK7o6I/AAAAAAAAALI/xNRz4n_9wA4/s320/olivet_baptist.jpg&imgrefurl=http://cantbelievehesstillsingle.blogspot.com/2007/05/even-almight-gets-lonely-at-times.html&h=298&w=320&sz=27&hl=en&start=19&tbnid=5qE9t7MISYEgnM:&tbnh=110&tbnw=118&prev=/images%3Fq%3DBaptists%2Bat%2Bhooters%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DG%26ie%3DUTF-8
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OGIONIK
 
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Reply Thu 21 Feb, 2008 05:23 pm
lol, i stil dont know the difference between the christian uhh, flavors of the month.

baptist, protestant, catholic? what gives?

how can they seriously practive the "one" religion when there is more like 25?

we are all goin to hell i guess haha.

baptist is my favorite so far ;D
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