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Death awaits, 8th day up a tree!

 
 
dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 30 Jan, 2008 09:37 pm
Chumly wrote:
I came home and there was Stinky, at the front door, suffering from a huge decrease in body mass, hungry and thirsty as all-hell!

He would no stop howling, and gulping water and horking food pellets; all at the same time.

I suspect he fell out of the tree and the deep snow broke his fall.

He was up for 10 days!






Thank Goodness!!!!! Yay !!!!!! Hurrah!!!!!!!!! Rejoice!!!!!!
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littlek
 
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Reply Wed 30 Jan, 2008 09:45 pm
Oh my! Hurray for Stinky!
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msolga
 
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Reply Thu 31 Jan, 2008 01:50 am
Well, phew & hooray, Chumly! <exhaling in Oz>

Now you be exceptionally nice to him for a bit, hear? He's no doubt traumatized by this hideous experience, poor thing!

Big hugs & kisses to Stinky. My hero! Very Happy

Question: How come so many cats the northern hemisphere (well, the US & Canada, anyway) are called Stinky? Or maybe it's just an A2K thing?
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Chumly
 
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Reply Thu 31 Jan, 2008 02:12 am
I don't know for sure about other cats, but we named him Stinky because, try as we might, we have had no success in getting his butt to stop stinking.

Investigations into diet / health / environment seem to make no difference.........none of the other cats we've had over the years shared the same affliction.

The only thing I have not done is regularly expressed his anal glands, but any A2K'er is welcome to come on over have have at 'er.

They say being able to express yourself is important in a relationship.......


Seems like Madonna knows a thing or two about anal glands:

Express yourself
[you've got to make him]
Express himself
Hey, hey, hey, hey
So if you want it right now, make him show you how
Express what hes got, oh baby ready or not
Express yourself
[you've got to make him]
So you can respect yourself
Hey, hey
So if you want it right now, then make him show you how
Express what hes got, oh baby ready or not
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Tigershark
 
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Reply Thu 31 Jan, 2008 02:24 am
Told ya she'd be OK.

Cats are tough as old boots.
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Chumly
 
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Reply Thu 31 Jan, 2008 02:35 am
Cat's butt smells
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msolga
 
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Reply Thu 31 Jan, 2008 02:45 am
Chumly wrote:
...we named him Stinky because, try as we might, we have had no success in getting his butt to stop stinking.


Even after 10 days stuck up a tree?
Oh my!
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Tigershark
 
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Reply Thu 31 Jan, 2008 02:48 am
Chumly wrote:


Maybe she was running away from the human that keeps sniffin her butt? Laughing
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Chai
 
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Reply Thu 31 Jan, 2008 06:07 am
YAY STINKY!!!
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squinney
 
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Reply Thu 31 Jan, 2008 06:36 am
I guess Bear has been right all these years that he claimed they will come down eventually. Afterall, how many times have you seen a cat skeleton in a tree?

(sigh of relief)
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Thu 31 Jan, 2008 06:55 am
yes, I hate being right all the time.
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McTag
 
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Reply Thu 31 Jan, 2008 07:15 am
I told you that's what would happen. Probably.

Very Happy

McTag wrote:
If it's snowing and he falls, he will be fine.

Just keep checking unless he freezes to death.




Well done, Stinky. btw The cat next door here is called Minger, for much the same reason.

Very Happy
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Thu 31 Jan, 2008 08:10 am
Yesterday I was shooting at a coon and this cat came flying out of a big pine tree like a possessed demon.
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Noddy24
 
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Reply Thu 31 Jan, 2008 09:10 am
Good for Stinky.

Chumley--

I hope you realize that the entire episode was Your Fault and you will have to Pay and Pay and Pay until Stinky agrees that your accounts are back in balance.

Beware of the Goddess Bast.

http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=Goddess+Bast&gbv=2

You have been warned.
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Chumly
 
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Reply Thu 31 Jan, 2008 07:40 pm
I'm drinking vodka and orange juice, watching Star Trek and Stinky is sleeping on my lap.

Could life be more complete? I think not!
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msolga
 
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Reply Thu 31 Jan, 2008 07:48 pm
Chumly wrote:
I'm drinking vodka and orange juice, watching Star Trek and Stinky is sleeping on my lap.

Could life be more complete? I think not!


I think not, too, Chumly!

Enjoy! Very Happy
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Thu 31 Jan, 2008 07:52 pm
Good ole Stinky.
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Chumly
 
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Reply Thu 31 Jan, 2008 08:19 pm
There is a certain melancholy, as there must in the best of times, as all glory is fleeting.

The melancholy: we had two cats, both very similar looking, both black and white domestics.

The one originally known as Stinky, was eaten by coyotes 10 days ago, the other formerly know as Skunky, went up the 10 day tree.

I have renamed Skunky as Stinky, in honor of Stinky's demise.

Long Live Stinky!

.............I will drink to them both..................
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 31 Jan, 2008 08:24 pm
Chumly wrote:
There is a certain melancholy, as there must in the best of times, as all glory is fleeting.

The melancholy: we had two cats, both very similar looking, both black and white domestics.

The one originally known as Stinky, was eaten by coyotes 10 days ago, the other formerly know as Skunky, went up the 10 day tree.

I have renamed Skunky as Stinky, in honor of Stinky's demise.

Long Live Stinky!

.............I will drink to them both..................



Stinky needs a gun.
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Chumly
 
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Reply Thu 31 Jan, 2008 08:28 pm
Commonly known as the 8 mm Mauser (bad pun but is a real gun).
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