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Was Jesus Gay?

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rockpie
 
Reply Tue 29 Jan, 2008 04:59 am
lets face it.

he spent his entire life single. surrounded himself with big men. had a totally homophobic father who abandoned him at his death...

just a joke thread, but worth discussing.
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Montana
 
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Reply Tue 29 Jan, 2008 05:10 am
Jesus who?
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farmerman
 
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Reply Tue 29 Jan, 2008 05:23 am
Jeezus H. Christ. (I know that for a fact because I saw a copy of his High school diploma)
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Montana
 
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Reply Tue 29 Jan, 2008 05:30 am
Oh him. I never met him and don't tell anyone, but I don't think he ever existed. I saw something interesting about that the other day ;-)

Anyway, I have met a few guys named Jesus and they were really cool, but I don't think either one of them was gay, though.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Tue 29 Jan, 2008 07:54 am
I knew a gay Jesus.

It is funny..

Nothing like watching a gay man dance to Tejano music.. dressed in pink with painted nails.. Laughing

He was a riot. One of the better short term friends I have ever had in my life
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Montana
 
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Reply Tue 29 Jan, 2008 12:59 pm
Laughing
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hanno
 
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Reply Tue 29 Jan, 2008 08:41 pm
Gay - probably not as such. I bet he was resourceful though...
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Tue 29 Jan, 2008 09:51 pm
He definitely had a rainbow sticker on the back of his horse.
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BDV
 
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Reply Mon 4 Feb, 2008 03:32 pm
Well they say you are only gay if you love them, and as fictional jesus loved all men, especially his 12 bum chums, i would say he is a definate homosexual.

Seriously though i do believe you have to have existed at some stage to be really and properly gay. Its like saying was buck rogers gay, luke skywalker, or bin ladin Smile
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JPB
 
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Reply Mon 4 Feb, 2008 04:10 pm
Jesus and Mary M were most probably married. Not something that was in keeping with the early church doctrine so it was, er, scrubbed from the saga.
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Mon 4 Feb, 2008 05:05 pm
He was black too.
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rockpie
 
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Reply Thu 7 Feb, 2008 03:47 am
maybe not black, but an israeli jew for sure.

and that whole mary mag thing could be true, there is a reference to it in the gospel of st thomas, but i prefer the idea of gay jesus.
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