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Thu 24 Jan, 2008 06:46 am
Incoherent, insipid, pathetic.
Setanta wrote:Incoherent, insipid, pathetic.
Satan is going to roast your toes and serve them to you on sammich made with stale white bread and cheap yellow mustard. No tomato!
Previosly posted:
Info on dangerous nasal pracices posted here:
http://www.able2know.org/forums/viewtopic.php?p=2740612#2740612
It is a well known observation that when you pick your nose, that little gooey thingus that hangs on to the booger is actually a brain cell. We have here a perfectly good reason why one should not habitually pick one's nose.
Recently I have discovered the condition has a name, mucopolysaccharineurodigitosis. It is manifested by symptoms similar to Alzheimers.
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I forgot what comes next.
"Everyone should get laid and smoke marijuana". I wrote that down for the Lord myself!
Arella Mae wrote:At the risk of sounding stupid, who the heck is Prophet Jacob Lorber
No one knows. But let's all pretend we do.
fortieth year Lorber was offered - and accepted - a conductorship with the theatre in Trieste, a position that would give him the long hoped-for recognition and material security. But it was not to be.
Shortly before his departure for Trieste, on the morning of March 15, 1840, Lorber heard a clear voice in the region of his heart telling him: "Arise, take your pen and write!"
J. Lorber obeyed this mysterious call and began to write down what the voice dictated to him. It was the introduction to his first work, "The Household of God": "Thus spoke the Lord to and within me for everyone, and that is true, faithful and certain: Who wants to talk with Me, let him come to Me and I will lay the answer in his heart. But only the pure of heart, whose heart is full of meekness, shall hear the sound of My voice. And he who prefers Me to all the world and loves Me like a tender bride her bridegroom, with him I shall walk arm in arm. He will always behold Me like a brother his brother and as I beheld him from eternity, be fore he was." When Lorber realized that this was the beginning of a book and who the author was, he did not hesitate to renounce the offered material security and served the Lord as His "scribe" to the end of his days.
It is important for the reader to understand how inspiration through the Inner Word is received. Lorber did not experience any states of ecstasy, nor was he a medium for automatic writing whose hand is guided by a spirit-entity. Fully awake he heard the voice and promptly wrote down what he heard. An expert describes the process as follows: "The subtle spiritual impulse must first have filtered through the mental sphere of the mediator before he can record in words of human language what he has perceived. This is also the reason why the Word of God, and thus each communication, expresses itself always in the mediator's particular manner of speaking."
I like Trieste. It's a fine place. I'd accept a conductorship with a theatre there in a heartbeat.