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Wed 2 Jan, 2008 07:27 pm
This is a question to all christians out there waiting for the return of the savior.
What if he does come back, but he isn't what you expected?
If Jesus came back, and asked you to forswear your faith and follow him, would you?
What if he comes back gay ?
When Jesus had his ministry on earth, he was not what the majority expected or wanted.
neologist wrote:When Jesus had his ministry on earth, he was not what the majority expected or wanted.
So he was Black and gay, excellent....
shhh!
[size=7]you're scaring away the christians[/size]
BDV wrote:neologist wrote:When Jesus had his ministry on earth, he was not what the majority expected or wanted.
So he was Black and gay, excellent....
its LITTLE RICHARD!!!
I knew I knew jesus from SOMEWHERE
What if he comes back and says...."I can't believe you people made such a big deal about 'only through me' thing. I was just feeling self important that day, and some control freak wrote it down. Oh, and what is it with you people thinking Adam & Eve were literal people.....sheesh, some of you don't use the brains God gave you."
"Hail little richard" the new saviour, lets crucify him
shewolfnm wrote:I wanna watch!
Front seats are expensive
chai
Yes, what if that happens?
What if Jesus tells christians to forsake their faith and follow him?
Do you think they would?
Some would, I guess.
But the majority wouldn't. They'd just name him a fraud, and my guess is that BDV would earn his fortune selling tickets to the show...
shewolf
with all the noise you guys are making I could use live bait until the bait died of natural causes before any christian took it. They're not that stupid...
According to the Bible many are going to accept the antichrist as the Messiah because of all the miracles and signs and wonders he will perform.
The Bible tells us that when Christ comes again it will be as when He left. He will come out from the sky and everyone will see Him, even with this, many will not endure until the end. The Bible also says that every tongue will confess and every knee will bow and acknowledge Jesus as Lord.
I don't believe a single person on the face of this earth has 100% of the 100% truth of Christ.
shewolfnm wrote:I wanna watch!
I've got a Timex for sale on ebay, if you're interested.
laughing out loud
Chai, that was funny.
He won't come back. You only get one shot at it. He never left. His spirit transcends continents and classes and the healthy and the sick. He's more abroad today than ever he was.
Black and gay? Still bad for business, but the millennial generation was raised to be down with that. What if he wasn't charismatic?
I know, I know, the evangelical born-again bible thumpers hate all that stuff - they're just not smooth and cosmopolitan and that is symptomatic of being wrong. But if popular sentiment were tolerant all of a sudden it would be the first time this century.
Arella Mae wrote:According to the Bible many are going to accept the antichrist as the Messiah because of all the miracles and signs and wonders he will perform.
The Bible tells us that when Christ comes again it will be as when He left. He will come out from the sky and everyone will see Him, even with this, many will not endure until the end. The Bible also says that every tongue will confess and every knee will bow and acknowledge Jesus as Lord.
I don't believe a single person on the face of this earth has 100% of the 100% truth of Christ.
Gee AM is everyone, everywhere going to all see him at once? Who is his public relations director? Or is it one of those smoke and glass deals?
Jeez guys, get with the google. Jesus has a blog that tells everything:
http://jesuschristscoolblog.blogspot.com/
you can't make this stuff up.
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