Happy new year! Resolutions?

Nope

I resolve not to make any promises i don't intend to keep.

To always make butties for lunch, and not put any more hard-earned money into the quaffers of the crap 'deli' round the corner from work.

Unless McTag is buying me lunch.

x

No resolutions except for getting that tattoo.

I want to try and not be an arsehole. At least not full time. I kinda want to either remove a tat I have or cover it. It's ugly and looks like a 5th grader did it.

Young, dumb, and broke.

My new year's resolution is to stop setting goals. Like Garfield the cat said, "the secret to happiness is lowering your standards to the point where they're already met."

Kinda like when I was 10 my mom asked me what I was giving up for Lent. I said "church."