A lot of preachers here recently...

I think it's roughly the same amount as ever (too many). Perhaps it's the time of the year... Xmas holiday. They're more noticeable now perhaps 'cause of how annoying this particular crop of preachers is/are.

They have sort of a captive audience on A2K. Abuzz used to get its share too.

Yup.

They're fulfilling their "mission quota." Its kinda like cops and speeding tickets.

mormons on bicycles with laptops in outsourced to India.

They have a mental illness called God.

I don't know. The word "preacher" explains itself I suppose. No wait, I do know, I just didn't know I knew, but I know now. Preachers aren't used to getting any response in a church, right? They just talk mindless garbage to the congregation and pretend that it is God's word. This is the online equivalent.

I wonder where they come from. Must be really boring there.
And one thing I wonder even more about is when they will be going back.

Some people sing in the shower. Some people post on A2K.

The acoustics are always magnificent for the solitary performer.

There was a man who was shunned by the people. No matter; he preached to the stones.