Who are the experts on this site?

You can be one
and you are Mr. Nice so don't forget it :wink:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7z4Fek2rCmQ

And you're still the one.

And what is your area of expetise TTh

Your turn

Enquiring minds need to know

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Well, let see....my sister is the dog expert, doesn't count huh? My brother is the plane expert (Boeing) that probably doesn't count either. One of my first jobs was at a dog kennel and I help my sister, who now owns her own kennel. Probably still doesn't count. Oh, I worked at Pt. Defiance Zoo...I made cotton candy, pink & blue. I always came home all sticky. That probably doesn't count either

I did work in those areas but, when going to college I worked at a Dry Cleaners. Then was hired by the State as a Correctional Officer. I worked at the women's prison. Then I was hired full time at the men's prison. Then I quit that, another story. I then worked as a dispatcher but, that didn't work out with my spouse's schedule so I choose to give that up.
Then I went to work for the I/R/S but, again due to conflicting schedules I couldn't stay. Then I did taxes for 17 years, which included buying into a franchise (which I sold my share) and continued to work taxes until I quit in 2003. Anything else or am I going to regret this

I nominate TTH as A2k cotton candy expert.

('cept we call it fairy floss)

All in favour say aye.

aye

IRS. You paid your dues

Yeah I love it when people ask me how to cheat on their tax return

I better clarify the "do" taxes statement. I only prepared ones that I needed to make sure were done right. Like an estate, a corporation that was receiving letters from the I/R/S etc. I mainly looked the tax returns over to make sure they were done correctly, then either fix them by figuring out where the mistake originated in the computer or send it back to the preparer and try to explain to them what they did wrong. I also got the pleasure of electronically sending the returns as well as getting all the paperwork ready, running reports and most important making sure the computer was programmed to do the forms correctly in the first place. I also went on audits.

cotton candy expert, okay I'll take it

I've been scratching my head (figuratively, TTH) for the last few minutes trying to come up with ONE thing I could stake an expert claim of/for but alas, there is nothing. I'm most likely a Mame-of-all-Trades, Mistress of none.

Ah well...there has to be someone in this category

expert...

thjat'd mean you have to know sumthing?

Well...counts me out!

According to Tico I'm THE expert in using to many commata.

I'm an expert in coming home from the zoo all pink blue and sticky.

I got TTH's old job.

Oh dear, two fairy floss experts.

Will there be a power struggle?

A pink blue and sticky face off at high noon?

Missed this the first time around. Happy to read it now. Big smile. Remembering sitting next to you. And we met two times. Another smile.

Animals were my first passion, my first interest. My knowledge is broad but superficial. I know a little about a lot and a lot about a little. Not an expert.

I am an expert at knowing that basically we know diddlysquat, but life goes on, nevertheless!

The thought of drop bears totally freaks me out . . . that's why i'll never work up the courage to visit the antipodes. It's too damned dangerous where y'all live . . .

Kinda like the dreaded snipe and the jackalope in North America . . .

I wont comment.

Not necessarily, too many walter. Just sometimes in, interesting and fun places.

Well Bruce, I tellya mate , them Phascolarctos is one tough buggah. They wait till you come right under em and they drops right on ya. Then they chews ya up .

Iziit true that ifn you spread Vegemite all over yaself, youll be immune from their vicious attack?