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Three years on Sex Offenders Register for bicycle sex man

 
 
nimh
 
Reply Mon 26 Nov, 2007 05:15 pm
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Bike sex man placed on probation

A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to three years on probation.

Robert Stewart, 51, admitted a sexually aggravated breach of the peace by conducting himself in a disorderly manner and simulating sex.

Sheriff Colin Miller also placed Stewart on the Sex Offenders Register for three years.

Mr Stewart was caught in the act with his bicycle by cleaners in his bedroom at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr.

Gail Davidson, prosecuting, told Ayr Sheriff Court: "They knocked on the door several times and there was no reply.

"They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white t-shirt, naked from the waist down.

"The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex."

Both cleaners, who were "extremely shocked", told the hostel manager who called police.

Sheriff Colin Miller told Stewart: "In almost four decades in the law I thought I had come across every perversion known to mankind, but this is a new one on me. I have never heard of a 'cycle-sexualist'."

Stewart had denied the offence, claiming it was caused by a misunderstanding after he had too much to drink.

The bachelor had been living in the hostel since October 2006 after moving from his council house in Girvan.


Eh - "caused by a misunderstanding after he had too much to drink"? Did he confuse the bicycle for a woman? :wink:

Still, in all its bizarreness, this is stupid. He's on the sex offenders registry for three years now because of what he did by himself, in the privacy of his hotel room, behind a locked door??
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Mon 26 Nov, 2007 05:18 pm
He's from Scotland.

He thought it was a sheep.

They've got rules about that sort of thing.

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Seriously, I can't quite get my head around the registry for this. Weird.
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tinygiraffe
 
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Reply Mon 26 Nov, 2007 05:56 pm
it's 6 years if it's a gaycycle...
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 26 Nov, 2007 05:59 pm
Bizarre.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 26 Nov, 2007 05:59 pm
Ok

how does one **** a bike with out chaffing from metal.. ?


And.. ummmm.. since when is personal masturbation illegal? Cuz.. THATS WHAT HE WAS DOING.

who cares what it was with

If he was using a towel, would he have been charged ?


looooorrrd-e-mercy
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nimh
 
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Reply Wed 28 Nov, 2007 05:18 pm
shewolfnm wrote:
how does one **** a bike with out chaffing from metal.. ?

It was the saddle that had caught his fancy apparently... :wink:

shewolfnm wrote:
looooorrrd-e-mercy

Its crazy allright - I mean, everything in the story.
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