From personal experience, I'd have to disagree. Some products are much better at absorbing and retaining then others based on the fibers used and how it is constructed.
It's just that as you age, there are some days when absolutely nothing gives a sense of freedom.
I think it is a case of having had to experience it to understand. I'd try to explain in greater detail but I'd have to get rather graphic and it would gross you out.
You'll have to remind me of what the Red Bull commercials are all about. I think it is a brand of beer, but not sure. For most commercials, I barely pay attention to them. It's just noise while I do something else until the show comes back on or I channel surf until it comes on.