I'm not OCD about physical cleanliness.
wait, I have to go clip my nails, and file them, but first I'll have to soak them so I can scrape underneath them to get the dirt out.
seriously...I think I told this story here once before....
When I was I think about 5 my brothers thought it would be a great idea to give my mother a birthday present of one of the hand mold thingies, with the little kids and print in them...mine.
I thought it was a great idea too, until I saw that they were mixing up plater of paris in a pie tin, and then wanted me to put my HAND in it!!!
I took off running, and they didn't catch me for 2 blocks. I was all the way down to Doris Ballmans house before they tackled me.
They dragged me screaming and crying back to the house, and then couldn't get me to uncurl my hand. Somehow I slipped away again, but, they were blocking the door to the outside. So, I locked myself in the bathroom and hid in the shower.
They picked the lock and threatened to kill me if I didn't put my hand in that goop.
I was so exhaused by that time, I gave up. But not without a vow to hate them both forever.