How God Replies to Your Prayers [ THE SECRET FINALLY REVEALE

neologist wrote:

Diest TKO wrote:

I find that praying to the orange road cone out on the street gets the same result as praying to god or Jesus. Sometimes it even works better! . . .

There was a guy on TV last night. The cops were trying to get him off the freeway. I could have sworn he was praying to one of those orange cones. Was that you? :wink:

LOL!

talktohim wrote:

Say any prayer to God in the name of Jesus Christ.

THEN GO TO SLEEP. ( YOU FALLING ASLEEP IS THE BIG SECRET! )

God then replies in the form of a dream - THAT NIGHT.

You need to pay attention for the reply God gives you at this time.

Just try.

God always replies to me by rearranging Cheetos on the kitchen counter top.

A few weeks ago I prayed and when I walked back into the kitchen the Cheetos were arranged to spell out "NOT ON YOUR LIFE BUTTHEAD!".

Does that mean I won't be getting a new radial arm saw for Christmas?

even better is to just turn your a.m. radio on and go to bed, while you are sleeping Rush Limbaugh's voice and god-like wisdom will permeate your very thoughts so that the next morning you will feel the grace and want to kill something, anything, in the name of the holy spirit.
Amen. "Rush loves you)

the other night i prayed for the upcoming workshop to be canceled or postponed.... i had a dream about a boiled goose that i clutched like a purse under my arm. could you please explain this God's answer to me? For I am puzzled by it.

Gee, I never remember my dreams. I must have missed out on many blessings that way. Maybe I should stay awake and remain conscious.

I was never aware that prayers could be answered that fast and consistently. Be careful what you pray for.

I pray that God dies

real life wrote:

If you want to know if prayer (as described in the Bible) 'works' or not:

--Find out under what conditions God says He will answer prayer;

--Be completely certain that you meet those conditions; and

--Pray

For those of you who favor a scientific/ experimental approach, I can't see how you would have any objection to this.

Many studies have been done concerning prayer and healing. The overwhelming conclusions are that prayer has no effect on the sick, but it can help the person doing the praying for the sick person to feel better. It seems to have an optimistic placebo effect on family and friends.

I remember reading about one study that had groups of people praying either to Jesus or Krishna (depending on their beliefs) for sick loved ones. In the study the people who prayed to Krishna for intervention had slightly better results than those who prayed to Jesus. However, the study noted that overall most people remained on the course of illness as predicted by their doctors, and the prayers seemed to have no effect either way. You can probably find some of these studies on the web, but you will have to weed out the biased sources - most of them with a religious agenda.

I find that praying to the orange road cone out on the street gets the same result as praying to god or Jesus. Sometimes it even works better!

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Diest TKO wrote:

I find that praying to the orange road cone out on the street gets the same result as praying to god or Jesus. Sometimes it even works better!

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Is any particular position required of those who might also wish to pray to the orange road cone god?

When my son was about three or four years old, he came running down to the kitchen all excited one morning. He was begging me to take him out on our new boat.

"Honey, we don't have a boat."

"Yes, we do. We have two. One is red and black and the other one is yellow."

After a couple of minutes of him insisting we had two boats and me trying to figure out what he was talking about, I realized he had been dreaming. To him the dream was real. Maybe had prayed for a boat?

I took him to the garage and showed him... No boats.

I'll have him change his wording and see if one appears.

If it does I'll be the first one back down on my knees.