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Wed 12 Sep, 2007 06:06 pm
anyone know if monkeys can learn kung fu?
No, but they can be taught to 'flung poo"
I'm not sure about Kung fu, but they can definitely be taught to
french kiss.
ok ok , french kiss
flung poo
what else can a monkey do
Furiously beat his meat in public?
Oh wait, that's me.
french kiss
flung poo
what else can a monkey do
flog his johnson says our kicky
till his little pants are sticky
thus says kicky can
thats what else a monkey can
Ive been watching the Princess Bride and I never realized before that ANdre the Giant talks in rhymes
In every single one of his lines
Only drunken monkeys do kung fu.
There's a joke in there, somewhere.
They can stick their finger in their butt, smell it and then fall from the tree, much like that video that was circulating around a few years ago.
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