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What would happen if you put a poodle in a microwave?

 
 
happycat
 
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Reply Fri 31 Aug, 2007 07:22 am
Damn. What the hell am I doing posting to a Science forum question!
I thought I was in Humor.

I must've made a wrong turn somewhere.....


Nevermind.
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TTH
 
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Reply Fri 31 Aug, 2007 07:26 am
Kicky,
I already told you and it doesn't take a scientist.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Fri 31 Aug, 2007 07:26 am
You did? When? And how do you know?
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TTH
 
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Reply Fri 31 Aug, 2007 07:29 am
kickycan wrote:
You did? When? And how do you know?
Yes, one page back and it has already been done to a human baby.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 31 Aug, 2007 07:29 am
kickycan wrote:
Although I thank you for elevating me to the level of "regular tard," (I always thought of myself as a little bit lower than a regular tard myself)

I think he's just jealous of the "regular" thing, 'cause it sounds like he needs some fiber in his diet.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Fri 31 Aug, 2007 07:31 am
TTH wrote:
kickycan wrote:
You did? When? And how do you know?
Yes, one page back and it has already been done to a human baby.


I'd not heard of that. Gross.
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happycat
 
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Reply Fri 31 Aug, 2007 07:33 am
TTH wrote:
kickycan wrote:
You did? When? And how do you know?
Yes, one page back and it has already been done to a human baby.


Please please please don't go there. Crying or Very sad
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TTH
 
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Reply Fri 31 Aug, 2007 07:33 am
Yes, it is gross so I personally don't want to talk about it.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Fri 31 Aug, 2007 07:37 am
Well, I guess you shouldn't have brought it up then, should you?

I'll be back in a little while. I have a bag full of kittens in the dryer that I have to check on.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 31 Aug, 2007 07:38 am
I once placed a full grown wildebeest into a microwave. I had to cut it into pieces in order to fit it into the microwave and I was struggling to wedge its head inside the realization hit me that it had died during the butchering process and my experiment was now pointless. I pulled the bloodied parts out, placed them in the dog dish, and gave the microwave a good cleaning.
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happycat
 
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Reply Fri 31 Aug, 2007 07:38 am
kickycan wrote:
Well, I guess you shouldn't have brought it up then, should you have?

I'll be back in a little while. I have a bag full of kittens in the dryer that I have to check on.


god, I hope he only put it on FLUFF!
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TTH
 
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Reply Fri 31 Aug, 2007 07:44 am
kickycan wrote:
Well, I guess you shouldn't have brought it up then, should you?

I'll be back in a little while. I have a bag full of kittens in the dryer that I have to check on.
You asked a question and I gave you an answer.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 31 Aug, 2007 07:49 am
As an experiment I am going to place a small earthworm in the microwave for a time of two hours. I will set the temperature at the highest setting and then go outside and feed my animals. When I return from my chores I will check on the status of the worm. I suspect he (or she -- hard telling with those things) will be dead when I return, but if it is still alive I will stand in the kitchen and in my best Gene Wilder voice I will scream, "IT'S ALIVE!!"

Either way... I'll let you know.
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dadpad
 
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Reply Fri 31 Aug, 2007 07:54 am
Take this one gus, it will save you gettin your hands dirty digging one up

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/12/01/01WORM_wideweb__470x284,0.jpg
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 31 Aug, 2007 08:03 am
You ALL belong in Florida.


A really BAD bit of Florida.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Fri 31 Aug, 2007 08:39 am
So........





whos hungry? Very Happy
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caribou
 
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Reply Fri 31 Aug, 2007 10:26 am
I put a gummy bear in the microwave once.(at work, of course, can't chance mine! And who has the free time at home?)

It got bigger and bigger, then popped and went into flames!
Quite cool.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 31 Aug, 2007 07:14 pm
caribou wrote:
I put a gummy bear in the microwave once.(at work, of course, can't chance mine! And who has the free time at home?)

It got bigger and bigger, then popped and went into flames!
Quite cool.



I did it to a slice of pavlova...and lived to regret it.
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Fri 31 Aug, 2007 07:21 pm
I just re-read the thread. (God, that is fun to say out loud.)

Anyway, I see now that the poodle is supposed to be alive.



Joe(Now I have to start over.)Nation
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happycat
 
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Reply Fri 31 Aug, 2007 07:49 pm
Joe Nation wrote:
I just re-read the thread. (God, that is fun to say out loud.)

Anyway, I see now that the poodle is supposed to be alive.


Joe(Now I have to start over.)Nation



That's why you should always watch for those "buy 1 poodle, get one for a penny" sales. You just never know when you're going to need that other one.
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