What would happen if you put a poodle in a microwave?

I should know in about thirty seconds.

Nothing yet. Lot of barking.

you gotta shave it first

Well, the thing survived. Its eyes are a little buggy-looking and the bitch is hot to the touch, but, all-in-all, she seems to have weathered the storm.

<Gives poodle a biscuit and says "Good girl!">

Why dont you go out to Kennedy and stand in front of one of the high frequency radar domes for a fw hours. Douche bag.

This happened to Grete when she did it (Bon appetit, Gus!)

That is a very attractive woman, Walter, and a very stylish microwave. Thank you for posting that. I believe I will use it for a screensaver.

You are a bunch of hypocrites. You give cj and Om sig all hosts of **** for stuff like this, but when one of the regular "tards" comes up with a stupid senseless as shole suggestion as this, you act like its great fun.

Why a poodle?
Why not a chihuahua? less hair to scrap off the sides of the microwave





ugh, I can't believe I even posted to this thread

I think those beets make you grouchy.

I guess I must have missed those threads. Get up on the wrong side of the bed this morning, farmerman?

French or toy?

Re: What would happen if you put a poodle in a microwave?
Well, if a baby human wouldn't, why would a poodle. What a sick idea to begin with.

I missed those, too. Care to give an example, F-Man?

And if you're referring to something like "arm all the students" then the difference is that they're serious....

Im gonna report every stinkin one of you. I cant let this go unpunished , or at lest recognized by upper management.
Youll see, oh yeh,.

I had a poodle once, a standard poodle, whose name was "curly'. Curly would do anything for his family.One day , in a raging fire in the barn, curly ran in and saved several lambs by chasing them into a corner stallthatwas surrounded by stone and was able to dissipate the heat so the animal in that corner were safe. Curly didnt fare so well, his feet were badly burned and his hair never grew back the same. He ws proud f his hair and sould parade slowly in front o fcompany knowing that all teoohs and aahs were about him. He was a bit of a showboat but we all loved him especially Granny Jazmenjak. Well, all this coomotion , it seems that he got bit by a rabid skunk that lived in the barn. e didnt know, we just didnt know. One day Curly began to exhibit some personality disorders. He snapped at everyone and he just stood in the corner and growled lowly. "The dogs got the slobberin fits" Pap said, Your gonna have to do whts right, and you know it"
Even in his fevered state, and a danger to others but Still trusting me, I was able to pick Curly up tenderly and carry him to the microwave, where I puit it on high and set it for about 15 minutes (microwaves were wholly inefficient back in the poneer days). SO you can see why Im touchy about all this, and I wish youd never mention poodles again, cause theres a hole in my heart where a poodle once lived.

I understand now.

I am so sorry. So very sorry for your loss.

farmerman, I'm sorry. I had no idea.

15 minutes was way too long. Hindsight is 20/20 huh?

Especially when it's already partially done!

Although I thank you for elevating me to the level of "regular tard," (I always thought of myself as a little bit lower than a regular tard myself), I really was curious what scientific people thought would happen, which is why I put this in the science thread.

Cranky-ass.