Radiation + Moron =

Radiation + Moron = Radon + Mordiation particles.

In his shed did you say, ooo!

Girl Guides?

If he's lucky, the cancer won't kill him for another 50 years.

Based on that picture, I don't think he's going to be lucky.

good thing he wasnt stealing exit signs and collecting tritium. Those are the alpha induced lesions on the Outside. I wonder what his epithelial tissue looks like??

I can see some other kid getting his merit badge studying this guy,
Ia Ameriaca a great country or what? where ANy kid with the right drive, equipment, and know how, can turn his parents house into a SUperfund Site.

I tried that but the old man threw me out when he came back from his holidays in the sun a day earlier than I had planned for.

maybe he's a genius and we just haven't recognised it yet. Bloody unlikely though

He looks like he just stepped out of Jackass The Movie

Sounds like obsessive-compulsive disorder, to me.

Radiation + Moron = a radioactive moron

More like refractive airons, once you allow for the mutations.

Whatever you say....

I can barely believe that. It's so crazy.

Perhaps he associates himself with the german scientist Otto Hahn.