fishin wrote:dlowan wrote:fishin wrote:Setanta wrote:Fishin', Dap Pad, Patio Dawg, Joe Nay Shun . . . like the ghost of Christmas Yet to Come, i can only point mutely to the horror which awaits us all . . .
GIRL COOTIES ! ! !
Nooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
*runs off to check the date on my last anti-cootie booster shot.*
From the looks of your photo, cootie boosters are likely to be the least of your medical needs.....
Keep puffin' on that ciggie wabbit! I'll be burying ya yet!
WHAT ficking ciggie?
Yer delusional, pixillated pussycat.
LionTamerX wrote:Keeesh ???
Phew...I thought it might be souffle.
I built up an immunity to girl cooties during my time among the shaggy shemyn of the west coast. Immunity to their decidedly less noxious cooties is cross-protective.
dlowan wrote:fishin wrote:dlowan wrote:fishin wrote:Setanta wrote:Fishin', Dap Pad, Patio Dawg, Joe Nay Shun . . . like the ghost of Christmas Yet to Come, i can only point mutely to the horror which awaits us all . . .
GIRL COOTIES ! ! !
Nooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
*runs off to check the date on my last anti-cootie booster shot.*
From the looks of your photo, cootie boosters are likely to be the least of your medical needs.....
Keep puffin' on that ciggie wabbit! I'll be burying ya yet!
WHAT ficking ciggie?
Yer delusional, pixillated pussycat.
Ha! Not so fast wabbit! I can still smell it on your avatar. You ain't foolin' nobody...
Re: GIRL COOTIES
Setanta wrote:
. . . do i have girl cooties now?
What's the prognosis?
If cooties could cross into the sexes, I would be able to pee while standing up and instinctively know how rebuild the engine of a '76 Chevy using nothing but a hammer, a screwdriver and piece of phone wire. I think you're safe Setanta.
That Girl is just a tellin' stories . . . it weren't no baby bok choy, it were just a small but otherwise growed up one, and i got 'er for only 37 cents. I was drinkin' that darn juice 'cause the girl was gonna finish it off, an' asked me if i wanted some. The onions and mushrooms and ham i chopped up went in a skillet to be browned, before adding to some egges to make a lazy man's omelet--scrambled egges with stuff in it.
That Girl is a big story teller.
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Thanks, GW . . . hand me that breaker bar, 'K, i gotta change the oil . . .
This forum has much more common sense and good advice than my usual digs.
Plus we have grilled cheese sammiches.
Not to mention tuna melts
