GIRL COOTIES

It has just struck me, dadpad. You are really Russell Coight, aren't you!!!

Dadpad you are the ideal man

Thanks, DP, i knew i could count on someone here to help me.

The answers to the quiz:

1. - c

2. - c

3. - c

4. - c

5. - c (I don't know who the hell that is, but he's got no business behaving that way in public)

6. - c

7. - c

8. - c

9. - c

So far, so good. Just to be on the safe side, every time i pass the bathroom (that's loo for some of our members), i check to make sure the seat is up on the commode. I wandered around until i found a stray dog, and i kicked it. I went along one of the busier bus lines, and whenever i found a stop where a nicely dressed woman was waiting, i belched loudly, farted if possible, scratched my arse and picked my nose. There were no birthdays or anniversaries for me to miss, though, which made me a little uneasy. So, i opened a can of beans, and ate it directly from the can, standing over the sink. For the rest of the evening, i lifted my leg in an exaggerated manner whenever i had to pass gas, and leered and chuckled each time.

I've got my fingers crossed.

No, but a lot of his shows get filmed up here.



If by that you mean good looking intelligent practical and have a large penis then Yes I guess so, now go get me a beer.





Steady son your boardering on yobbo there.

dadpad, I've got a toilet brush here, and it's heading for the back of your head

I'll be in the shed if you need me.

Set's already barricaded himself in the shed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dg-rmPFbpZM

So, DP . . . you got one a them sheds like that? Musta cost a mint . . .

sweetiepie tolerates your ass, shut up.

Ain't just air unner that thar hat.

I love it!

I think I saw Set drinking a blended drink with fruit on a little stick.


He's slipping.

And he's wearing a shirt with no stains on it. Outlook not good.

i really really hestitate to ask...


but what are cooties?

Is it something an English gentleman should be familiar with?

"English gentleman" implies you are intimately familiar.

girls cooties
Yup, you got them. They are all over you. I know you may have even use her towel . Now your done forever and now live in the land of girl cooties. When you help me clean the boat you will have even more.

But the cooties are not creepy ones they are lady like and polite until you mess up .

Then they do their cootie duty and you know what that is .

ok molecule

answer my question


please

cooties are crabs, steve. I have a shitload of them.

oh good i like crustaceans

any spare gus?