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Choose your own death!

 
 
Coolwhip
 
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Reply Thu 2 Aug, 2007 03:11 pm
Burned at the stake.


Killed by Hannibal Lecter or that Joey guy from Frends
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dawnsimpson
 
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Reply Fri 3 Aug, 2007 05:35 am
joey ...



to be eaten by maggots or to get trampled on by a giant toad
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Coolwhip
 
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Reply Fri 3 Aug, 2007 10:43 am
First one, then the other.

Drowned in lava or trampled by elephants?
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Linkat
 
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Reply Fri 3 Aug, 2007 11:05 am
trampled by elephants



confined in a 7 foot by 3 foot box with air slowly running out
or
being tied down while millions of insects eat you alive
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Mathos
 
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Reply Fri 3 Aug, 2007 01:48 pm
If your tying me down I'll go for that one.


(Linkat, have you still got that fetish for beating up those dwarfs?)



Jumping off the Eiffel tower wearing a pair of green socks and nothing else to a certain death on the floor below or lying naked on a bed for the rest of your life without food or water and making love to Amazon women until you fade away.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Fri 3 Aug, 2007 01:55 pm
eiffel tower. it's quicker.... plus amazon women don't hold that high an appeal to me unless they come with amazon men.

being stapled through and through with a swingline office stapler till you bleed out, or have nostrils and mouth superglued till you suffocate, while bound with some scotch tape? (i'm at the office, can you tell?)
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Linkat
 
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Reply Fri 3 Aug, 2007 02:09 pm
I'd pick the super glue - I can't even stand it when I staple my finger once.

being tied to a tree by seven little men as they hack you slowly to death with their mining picks

or

having brad the huntsman rip out your heart and feed it to the cute furry animal creatures

<hate those dwarfs>
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Mathos
 
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Reply Fri 3 Aug, 2007 02:11 pm
Heart out.



Being placed inside a red hot treadmill with no food or water and having to run to death, or being stranded on a desert island with hostile cannibals chasing you to a certain death and cooking in the pot.
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Mame
 
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Reply Sat 11 Aug, 2007 01:38 am
treadmill


Having your brains sucked out of you through your nose with a large turkey baster

or

slowly bleeding to death by having all your finger and toe nails ripped out by the teeth of the person you fought with most in high school
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Coolwhip
 
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Reply Sat 11 Aug, 2007 07:00 am
Mame wrote:
slowly bleeding to death by having all your finger and toe nails ripped out by the teeth of the person you fought with most in high school

- wow, that's actually quite disturbing. Congratulations... i guess Confused


I'd choose to have my brain removed.


Hitch hiking with Thelma and Louise.

-or

Swallowing your tongue from epilepsy after watching too much pokèmon
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Mame
 
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Reply Sat 11 Aug, 2007 07:09 am
Thelma & Louise


being force-fed giant bowls of chocolate pudding by a team of midgets until you overdose on sugar

or

being forced to walk across the Sahara and slowly dying by roasting to death and dying of thirst and fatigue
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Dorothy Parker
 
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Reply Sun 12 Aug, 2007 09:22 am
bowls of chocolate please

Choking to death on a sandwich a-la Mama Cass

or

falling to your death from the roof of your house whilst trying to fix the TV aerial a-la Rod Hull?
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spendius
 
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Reply Sun 12 Aug, 2007 04:50 pm
Lack of oxygen in the laundry basket of the barracks where the recruits for the Women's Army Volunteer Corps (WAVs for short) do their square bashing.
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