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Sat 28 Jul, 2007 08:19 pm
Simple game. You pick which death you'd rather have from the choices. Pick one of the choices, and then pose another question with choices of deaths for the next person, like so:
Post: "Dropped from an airplane into the ocean from twenty-thousand feet, or hit by a bus?"
Answering post:
"Hit by a bus!
Sawed in half lengthwise (straight down staring at the center of your head) or sawed in half width-wise (straight across your midsection)?"
And so on.
And now, without further ado...
Run over by a steamroller, or boiled alive in a large vat of tar?
Why'd you get to pick one with an obvious choice?
Anybody would choose getting hit by a bus than falling from a plane
Both of your death choices for us suck.
Ok, question...would our head get run over by the steam roller first?
If so, I'd pick that.
OK.
Getting electrocuted by having a radio fall in the bathtub while you're taking a bath,..... or cutting your arm off with a chain saw while 10 miles out in the woods?
what song is playing on the radio
Huski or Stihll? Semi chisel, skip tooth or square filed chain?
freakin' pick you nimrods!
oh, here's to very topical choices
have your house burned down ny some random internet nutter, or be beaten to death with gustav's 12 inch club of hurt
Are we in the house when it burns?
Definitely gus' 12" club!
Slipping on a banana peel in front of a room full of strangers
or
Falling through a hole in the ice while fishing with some Inuit
Chai wrote:freakin' pick you nimrods!
I want to die in your arms chai
Hold me close and never let me go.
Dadpad - that's only one choice of death... what's the other?
Mame wrote:Dadpad - that's only one choice of death... what's the other?
I thought attempting to derail Kicky's thread was tantamount to a death wish.
Mame wrote:Dadpad - that's only one choice of death... what's the other?
(snort)
read post
# TWO here, and imagine dadpads head as a coconut.
I could also smother him between some dirty pillows.
all right, let's get serious here....
Being attacked by 87 chihuahua dogs, or getting impaled by Vlad the Impaler....?
I don't know - is Vlad the Impaler another name for Gus?
Please don't use post #2 as a death wish here, Chai, or I'd have to pick the alternative!
What was the question again?
Death by alcohol poisoning by alcohol poisoning from doing body shots off of a hot Mexican girl,
or,
Death by heart attack, because the ol' ticker can't handle the stamina of <name> riding you too long?
The perfect death for Mathos would be as follows;-
Being 98 years of age, in bed with a gorgeous thirty five year old blonde, getting caught by her jealous husband and shot with a twelve bore at point blank range!
Buried alive or burned at the stake as a witch?
Dorothy Parker wrote:Buried alive or burned at the stake as a witch?
Thats a toughy but I like the witch aspect.
Am I the only person that would prefer to fall from a plane rather than be hit by a bus??!!
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