Gotta go or Gus is going to kick my butt, I did ask him not to use the kane. But now he's hit me in the legs with it and I can't get up to defend myself

I just could not refuse Gus, and if you want the German wench you should not mention this on a online forum in the future.
Real men don't discuss these types of things in the open as to have given away your anonymity or for that matter her anonymity. Calamity Jane was angrier at me than she was at your ironic behavior. I suppose that I am just out of place here. Meaning the Golden rule. Or I may be an elephants a$$ because I just don't get it. the largest walking mamal with four knees

And the memory of one to boot