Tryagain wrote:Have you ever known me to joke?

I remember this one about try the shepherd.
One Christmas, Joe and Peter built a skating rink in the middle of a field. Try leading his flock decided to take a shortcut across the rink. The sheep, however, were afraid of the ice and wouldn't cross it. Desperate try began tugging them to the other side. 'Look at that, 'remarked Peter to Joe, 'That guy is trying to pull the wool over our ice!'