Trouser manufacturers make pants to be worn below the butt cheeks, but they won't stay up. Why is that? I mean they've had centuries to figure out how to make pants right. Well I'm tired of cops and old ladies pointing out that my pants are down around my ankles again. I mean, yes, it saves time having them down already, but I'm seriously considering wearing a long rain coat to keep my junk covered now. The only problem I foresee with this plan is the coat will be in the way sometimes, like when I want to get my wallet out to pay the cashier girl. I wouldn't want anyone to become unduly alarmed if they see me fumbling under my coat, so I have come up with a couple possible ways to handle that. One is to first say, "Hold on, while I take it out!" Then I'd pull my coat open quickly, so as not to waste her time making her wait. The other possibility could save even more time because it only takes one word. I say simply: "Huzzah!" when I pull my coat open. Does that seem like it could work? *sigh* details, details... *wanders off mumbling and tripping over his trousers*
Sat 14 Jan, 2023 04:02 pm - My generation ended racism.
Then all the stupid generations that followed us restarted it.
They've also ended music, a truthful press, and democracy itself.
Meanwhile they whine about who... (view)
Sat 14 Jan, 2023 03:52 pm - I used to drink Arrow Coffee Brandy. One night I found 5 dusty bottles that time forgot. They were old unheard of brands. But I KNEW..just as wine improves with age, these bottles are probably a... (view)
Sat 14 Jan, 2023 03:47 pm - Are they here?
So WHERE would one post gag questions to illicit joke responses?
(And no, 'riddles' isn't where.) -->Are there any joking communities here? (view)
Fri 18 Jun, 2021 08:51 am - Snood, I respect that you like what you like. And whatever music someone likes, when they value it to the point of posting threads because they're all into it, they're doing something I... (view)
Fri 18 Jun, 2021 06:51 am - to post a youtube,
copy/paste the address from the page the youtube appears on,
then type ' [youtube] ' in front of it, and ' [/youtube] ' after it.
Leave no spaces.... (view)
Fri 18 Jun, 2021 06:37 am - [quote="hingehead"]
Frank Sinatra on Rock Music:
“It fosters negative and destructive reactions.[b] It smells. It is played by cretinous goons[/b], by means of imbecilic... (view)
Thu 17 Jun, 2021 02:33 pm - I dont mean to insult you, Snood. Blacks created every cool music form we had in the 20th century. Jazz, Blues, Rhythm & Blues, Rock, Funk (I love the falsetto singing in 70's funk, my god... (view)
Thu 17 Jun, 2021 02:01 pm - I'm in Massachusetts. Two weeks ago the local grocery store announced "NO MASKS REQUIRED, NO SOCIAL DISTANCING NEEDED". The reason this state got to there already is we're not... (view)
