So I'm listening to this mellow CD I got,
Calypso Awakening, and instead of just nodding and jigging along like usually, I was actually listening for a bit. And so I finally noticed the to-and-fro on track 11 and 12,
Cowboy Sparrow and
Reply to Melody.
These are perhaps the two single most major calypso singers of the time, or ever: Lord Melody and the Mighty Sparrow.
Lord Melody started off. The Mighty Sparrow, he casually sings, is one crazy madman. "Attention, listen everyone - Sparrow has a gun - Shooting like a madman all over town - Look out, Sparrow has a gun."
Quote:Sparrow you should use your head ..
Sparrow you should be ashamed
From now on do not call my name
Our friendship has finally end
Criminal dont call me no friend
But the Mighty Sparrow is not impressed. A madman, he? Well, he'll show the guy what he thinks of him.. well.. fast forward to, I'm guessing, a round or two later, and we have Sparrow, still sounding mellifluously relaxed, sounding off like this:
Quote:You are a very good Calypso singer
That we all know and we'll remember
But you face like a crocodile
And you looking so fierce and wild
I know you well and I tell no lie
Your mouth always wide open catchin fly
Try some deodorant it wouldnt hurt
Melody you smelling like a [sth]
"Do what you want, but dont get me sore / Provocation is against the law," he sings his refrain admonishingly, but not wholly persuasively, before he goes on:
Quote:You should really be in the circus
You ugly hippopotamus
Never yet in life have I seen
Such a hideous looking human being
Sometime your face like a gorilla
Sometime again it just like alligator
If I should open a human zoo
The first man I'm coming to hold is you
In this answer, the Mighty Sparrow goes riffing on - I'm guessing, not sure about the timeline - that genius ska song of Derrick Harriott's, one of my all time faves: "Monkey Ska". Monkey Ska has the following unforgettable lyrics:
One Sat'day morning I woke up late
I found a little monkey outside me gate
I went outside to investigate
The monkey was doing the latest dance craze
The returning line in that song is "I don't know what to say the monkey won't do", and Mighty Sparrow here turns it against Lord Melody, recounting how:
Quote:Anything I do you're following me
Behave your ugly self Melody ..
I married a wife and you married too
But your wife aint have eyes of blue
We buy a little car you buy one too
Anything I do this monkey does too
He aint finished yet, either:
Quote:And another thing I notice bout you
You never never will wear socks with your shoe
In fact you dont wear no underclothes
You hate them like poison everyone knows
You want try some toothpaste once in a while
To whiten your teeth and brighten your smile
So when you say you have nice girl that aint true
Its only gateway eleven then for you*
*(no i dont get that one either)
Ha! This stuff is just delightful. They were battlin' just like the rappers now do - except with this old time innocence and whimsical charm, it just sounds like a fairytale..
Now I wanna go to Trinidad.