I'm Doin' a Dance!

A bit of old-fashioned entertainment is in order, ladies and gents, so I'm going to do a little dance number. It's called the "Fuck Yes!", and it's going to sweep the nation, much in the fashion that President Elect Barack Obama did last night.

Mind you now: as I describe the dance, I am in fact performing the moves. It is important for you to visualize them so that you can properly follow.

A final caveat. This thing is political (or maybe just juvenile) in nature and will no doubt rile a few folks. GOOD. I invite you to say what you will. Because to honor this day, I will not once click on "user ignored" to read some raving, overlong post that could really be summed up in one word, that word being "poop."

Let's get to it!

Ooooooooo

Fuck yes fuck yes fuck yes fuck yes fuck yes fuck yes fuck yes

<running in place>

Everybody fu-uck yessssssssss!

<shimmy to the left; shimmy to the right; now switch your knees Charleston style>

A well-read and articulate man with a curious mind and modest upbringing is going to be the leader of the free world!

<pirouette; backflip; do the splits>

Finally, the President will have a modicum of tact and diplomatic instinct. He is no redneck douche!

<kick, kick, imaginary kick to Karl Rove's balls; jazz hands>

Every racist fuck in this country, particularly those on this board--you know who you are--can suck a big fat one! And no matter what you say now, all I have to say in return is "ELECTION!" Sucks to be you.

<imaginary leg sweep to Jennifer "Backseat Handjob" Johnson, Pamela "Daddy Touched Me" Rosa, and cjhsa>

Ooooooooo

Fuck yes fuck yes fuck yes fuck yes fuck yes fuck yes fuck yes

<slide across the floor into outstretched, chin-in-hand position>

Yeah!