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Look not unto me, look unto my father. Are ye not worth many hamsters? Yet not one of them stubs its toe without my father knowing.
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Tue 25 Feb, 2003 03:45 pm -
How do you say "would you like to sleep with your savior" in French. Please rush the answer, I'll give you a nicer house in heaven. (
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Tue 25 Feb, 2003 03:34 pm -
And they are legion. (
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Tue 25 Feb, 2003 03:34 pm -
I have suffered for your sins. (
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Tue 25 Feb, 2003 03:33 pm -
I am well. I fought with dad today and he took my halo but he still loves me. (
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Tue 25 Feb, 2003 03:23 pm -
Fret not my children, your father in heaven knows of your pain and has sent me. (
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Tue 25 Feb, 2003 03:19 pm -
I wish to avoid crucifixion today, verily I say unto you it doth hurt. (
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