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Iron Crotch Kung Fu!

 
 
Reply Mon 9 Jul, 2007 10:04 am
Iron Crotch Kung Fu!

A new martial arts video in China reportedly teaches men how to make their crotch as hard as iron.

Photo:
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2406117.html?menu=

In the video, a monk named Shi Yanwu demonstrates Tiedang Gong - or 'Iron Crotch Kung Fu' - by having another monk kick him in the privates.

He is also shown with another monk hanging by a rope from his penis, and using his penis to pull a heavy stone roller.

The video claims that by practicing the martial art, "a man can not only protect himself better, but also improve his sexual agility and potency."

The monk claims he learnt the technique at Shaolin temple, the Mecca of Kung Fu, but now is the last monk with this ability, reports Xinmin Net.

While denying any connection to the monk, the temple confirmed the existence of Tiedang Gong but insisted it was "to do with health not sex".
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Amigo
 
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Reply Tue 10 Jul, 2007 05:25 pm
I've developed the iron crotch technique myself.....

But only after years and years of distaseful pickup lines in the bars afterhours.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 10 Jul, 2007 05:33 pm
I suppose if a monk can set himself on fire and not feel it that they could do just about anything....
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Amigo
 
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Reply Tue 10 Jul, 2007 07:44 pm
Hey! Mabey we could protest the war by having kung fu masters drop kick us in the Iron crouch in public?
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NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 10 Jul, 2007 07:52 pm
I have also studied the martil arts. The ladies call me Old Iron Dick.
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Amigo
 
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Reply Tue 10 Jul, 2007 08:00 pm
Ahhhh yes, I have heard of you. Master Ol Iron Dick.

Legendary!
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msolga
 
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Reply Tue 10 Jul, 2007 08:58 pm
Well I suppose having a crotch of iron would be very useful, indeed ... in lots of situations.
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Montana
 
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Reply Tue 10 Jul, 2007 09:35 pm
Laughing
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 10 Jul, 2007 09:38 pm
NickFun wrote:
I have also studied the martil arts. The ladies call me Old Iron Dick.

Moroccan Arts!


(And old iron... does that make you a bit rusty?)
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msolga
 
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Reply Tue 10 Jul, 2007 09:42 pm
Have you checked out the photograph that came with BBB's libk, Montana!

Is that powerful, or what! Razz
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 10 Jul, 2007 09:44 pm
Hanging tiger, yanking dragon....
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Amigo
 
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Reply Tue 10 Jul, 2007 10:34 pm
My buddy used to be in a Punk band called Iron Scrotum.

Come to think of it I think they used to do a little Kung Fu on the audience once in a while.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Wed 11 Jul, 2007 07:05 am
Sounds like they had a tough nut to crack.
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Montana
 
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Reply Wed 11 Jul, 2007 07:41 am
msolga wrote:
Have you checked out the photograph that came with BBB's libk, Montana!

Is that powerful, or what! Razz


You had to go and make me look Shocked Laughing
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Wed 11 Jul, 2007 08:20 am
BBB
You guys are having way too much fun with this---just as I thought you would.

BBB Laughing
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Montana
 
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Reply Wed 11 Jul, 2007 08:22 am
Thank you, by the way, BBB :-D

I needed a good laugh Laughing
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msolga
 
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Reply Thu 12 Jul, 2007 06:05 am
Montana wrote:
msolga wrote:
Have you checked out the photograph that came with BBB's libk, Montana!

Is that powerful, or what! Razz


You had to go and make me look Shocked Laughing


Yes, I did! Very Happy
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Thu 12 Jul, 2007 06:40 am
Any baseballer will tell you - Kevlar.
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Amigo
 
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Reply Fri 13 Jul, 2007 11:17 am
The hell with this!! I'm gonna go out in the back yard and try this myself.

Iv'e done some of this fancy pants kung fu stuff before.
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Montana
 
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Reply Fri 13 Jul, 2007 12:53 pm
Will be waiting for photo's ;-)
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