The best thing to begin with is a consideration of end behavior. consider the start of your ribbon to be negative infinity, and the center to be positive infinity. At negative infinity, the value of our function is zero, and at positive infinity it's the width of the wound ribbon, which I'll assign a value of 2 since it'll make things come out nicer.
Since we know it has to be a trigonometric function, we can start narrowing our list of functions from all the trigonometric functions to trigonometric functions that have limits as x goes to positive/negative infinities. this rules out sine, cosine, tangent, secant, cosecant, cotangent, arcsine and arccosine. I'm sure that there are a lot more obscure trig functions for us to eliminate if we wanted to be thorough, but I think it's pretty safe to say that the only trig function that is continuous over a domain from negative to positive infinity, and has an upper and lower limit over its entire domain is arctangent.
In fact, if you take the function arctangent+1, it seems to exhibit the exact behavior we want. It's 0 at negative infinity, the outside of our sphere, and 2 at positive infinity, the center of our sphere.
I'll be working on a calculus proof of this, but that'll take a while longer