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The Onion's horoscope for you

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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
Reply Thu 28 Jun, 2007 11:11 am
The Onion's horoscope for you - :wink:

http://www.theonion.com/content/horoscope/jun-26-2007

Here's mine: Cancer June 22 - July 22

All your hard work will soon pay off, as the powers that be are so pleased with you that they're planning to transfer you from your current backwater hellhole to someplace even worse.
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Eva
 
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Reply Thu 28 Jun, 2007 04:27 pm
True. (sigh) Too true.

Libra September 23 - October 23
It's true that sometimes we have to be cruel to be kind, but maybe using the crosscut saw was a little much.
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