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either the aliens have been drinking, or......

 
 
djjd62
 
Reply Tue 26 Jun, 2007 07:25 pm
Driver comes a cropper in police chase
Monday, June 25, 2007

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2007/06/cornfieldPHST_450x486.jpg

It may look like the latest aliens to land on our planet have been drinking and driving, but these bizarre patterns, discovered in a corn field in Holland, have a much more mundane explanation.

They were made by a drug user who was attempting to escape from police in his father's car. The man had been using cocaine.

Four police cars were damaged in a desperate attempt to prevent the crazed driver from reaching public roads, but they could not save the crop from irrepairable damage.

In the end, the man was captured when he crashed the car into a ditch.
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nimh
 
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Reply Tue 26 Jun, 2007 08:08 pm
Now there's a maze.
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username
 
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Reply Tue 26 Jun, 2007 08:13 pm
you're right, nimh, it is a maze ing.
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nimh
 
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Reply Tue 26 Jun, 2007 08:30 pm
The guy mazed his chance.
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nimh
 
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Reply Tue 26 Jun, 2007 08:31 pm
Re: either the aliens have been drinking, or......
djjd62 wrote:
It may look like the latest aliens to land on our planet have been drinking and driving, but these bizarre patterns, discovered in a corn field in Holland, have a much more mundane explanation.

Lotsa corn fields look like that in Holland
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 26 Jun, 2007 08:49 pm
I had a cousin used to drive through grain fields at that rate of speed. Had one, being the operative word.
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littlek
 
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Reply Tue 26 Jun, 2007 08:56 pm
username wrote:
you're right, nimh, it is a maze ing.


Actually, it's a-maize-ing.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 26 Jun, 2007 10:09 pm
When I first saw this I was SURE aliens had landed and this would be their last cryptic message before destroying humanity! I'm glad it was just a cop and a coke head!
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username
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jun, 2007 01:10 am
oooh, good, k.
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nimh
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jun, 2007 10:19 am
A maize maze it is, then.. though that does sound kind of silly.
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username
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jun, 2007 10:34 am
Nicky, Nicky, Nicky, that's what they WANT you to think, that it's just the cops and a cokehead. Don't get suckered. The destruction is still scheduled for this Saturday, sometime shortly after noon.
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jun, 2007 11:25 am
Is that the guy's car in the ditch at lower left of frame? How the heck did he get there? Did the aliens pick up his car and drop it over the hedgerow when they realized he was f--king up their artwork?
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old europe
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jun, 2007 11:34 am
NickFun wrote:
When I first saw this I was SURE aliens had landed and this would be their last cryptic message before destroying humanity! I'm glad it was just a cop and a coke head!



People of Earth, your attention please.

This is Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz of the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council.

As you will no doubt be aware, the plans for development of the outlying regions of the Galaxy require the building of a hyperspatial express route through your star system, and regrettably your planet is one of those scheduled for destruction.

The process will take slightly less than two of your earth minutes.

Thank you.
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old europe
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jun, 2007 11:35 am
But yeah, I'm glad it's just a maize thing...

<walks away>
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George
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jun, 2007 12:44 pm
username wrote:
Nicky, Nicky, Nicky, that's what they WANT you to think, that it's just the cops and a cokehead. Don't get suckered. The destruction is still scheduled for this Saturday, sometime shortly after noon.

Eat lunch early.
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jun, 2007 02:18 pm
The car was a Mercedes SUV, btw, and the damage was 8,000 Euros ($11,000) .... on the land, says the angry farmer, Ad van Schendel:

http://i17.tinypic.com/6bvaixw.jpg
(source: Algemeen Tagblatt, 26.06.07, frontpage [more on page 6])

It's more cornish, it seems :wink:



(The here posted photo/report was in the same paper, on June, 25, page 5:
http://i14.tinypic.com/52bfjp3.jpg
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jun, 2007 02:24 pm
Did Gus shave his beard? Nice shirt, Gustav!
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nimh
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jun, 2007 05:02 pm
He looks pissed.
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